The Trumps issued an immediate response to particle physicist and California Rep Maxine Waters demand that Congress investigate the Trumps for planning Ham on Thanksgiving.
"It is Yuuuugly False that having Ham on Thanksgiving is unamerican! It is beyond belief that someone would think it is a hidden message too! So we want ham. What of it?"
"I can´t take a leak or get a drink of water without someone accusing me of conspiring with Russia over it! What the hell is wrong with you people!? You people want to investigate something?! Investigate this!" Trump said as he flipped off reporters.