Much to the dismay of the American Left, The Trumps intend to have ham for Thanksgiving instead of the traditional turkey according to a White House press release.
Particle physicist and California Rep Maxine Waters has demanded that Congress investigate President Trump for planning an ´Unamerican´ meal.
"It is beyond belief that the President of the United States would order Ham instead of Turkey on Thanksgiving! This has to be a subtle indication of collusion with Russia. I demand that Congress investigate and prosecute Trump for this!"