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10/24/2002 03:37 AM ID: 26256 Permalink   

Man has sex with pumpkin - 90 days in jail

 

In Macomb in the US-State of Michigan 45-year-old Bill Patton has to go to jail for 90 days. He was caught in the basement of his home while having sex with a pumpkin.

People told the police that Bill Patton is an exhibitionist and likes to walk around naked in his back yard.

 
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Whats wrong with having sex with a pumpkin if you want. In the privacy of his own home doesn't he have the right to do such a thing no matter how disgusting we think it is?
 
  by: Trent Steel   10/24/2002 04:08 AM     
  Weird but ....  
 
To each there own if it does not hurt anyone else. A pumkin? Hmm!
 
  by: InfoGirl   10/24/2002 04:59 AM     
  Whats wrong  
 
well the people who found out that he is doing such crazy act, is also violating his privacy, aren't they?

Also eventhough he is having sex with a pumpkin, but is he harming anyone? NO. Is he doing that in public? NO.

maybe the only charges they can sue him, is being naked in public.
 
  by: BC     10/24/2002 09:59 AM     
  Sick Sock!  
 
Was this the same dude that was caught by his wife having sex with a frozen chicken a few weeks ago?
 
  by: cavador   10/24/2002 10:15 AM     
  Naked  
 
I'm sure the police came over to arrest him for walking outside naked and when they found him he was getting it on with the pumpkin. The jail time is probally for the prior incident not the pumpkin.
 
  by: wbogle   10/24/2002 03:39 PM     
  Sure Hope....  
 
...no one in his neighborhood carves out a pumpkin face with a round mouth...he may just get too excited and want a Halloween BJ. ;)
 
  by: KnightHeart     10/24/2002 03:51 PM     
  More Power to Him  
 
What is the big deal. He wasnt hurting anybody and it is his life. Shouldnt these cops and people be worried about killers and rapers? Sometimes, I just dont know.
 
  by: robbob     10/24/2002 04:05 PM     
  I agree  
 
there is a sniper out on the loose and they are worried about some guy screwing a pumpkin in his basement. Leave him alone he is in his own house.
 
  by: digital_darknes   10/24/2002 05:25 PM     
  ....  
 
That is sick but ....I agree he wasnt hurting anyone... At least he didnt go out and rape somone~
 
  by: infoflux2000   10/24/2002 10:54 PM     
  lol  
 
lol poor pumpkin...some people geez
 
  by: calvinj23   10/24/2002 11:33 PM     
  Sex With A Pumpkin - Thought For The Day  
 
the source is very slim on details so they don't say how he had sex with the pumpkin.

Everyone so far has been alluding to the guy drilling a hole into the pumpkin and then doin' the nasty with it.

But I think he was sitting on the pumpkin. The pumpkin's handle may have been specially shaped to look like something else and, well, you know... ;)
 
  by: NewsGuy   10/25/2002 12:02 AM     
  rofl  
 
U guys think they would charge him for going to other peoples porches and taking their pumpkins and raping them? I wonder how that would sound in court... hahahhaha
 
  by: trippedn007   11/12/2002 07:26 AM     
  Pumpkin Alternative  
 
You can do the exact same thing with a watermelon. Just warm it up in the microwave first and bust out your drill. Voila! http://www.pottymouth101.com/...
 
  by: Morgan B.   11/02/2010 05:36 PM     
  SAVE A LIFE  
 
BANG A PUMPKIN
 
  by: MannyisHere     11/02/2010 05:55 PM     
  god have mercy  
 
this was my old neighbor and i have a son he was talking to while my son played outside in our yard over the fence this man is very ill and yes i saw his sickness first hand all i could think about is what this sick man could have done to my son so all you fucks that want to scream privacy shit look at your kids and say he has rights he lost those rights by his choices..thank god for the courts although he needs to be put to sleep like a dog he has gone beyond help look at his history..go look at your kids and then tell me if you want to live next to him..god bless ya all..
 
  by: tgbtg   04/15/2011 07:30 PM     
  LOL  
 
American ´Pumpkin´ Pie. ;)
 
  by: Lurker     04/15/2011 07:45 PM     
  not true  
 
She put a spin on the truth. First read then what I know about this man. I was the other neighbor on the other side.

god have mercy

this was my old neighbor and i have a son he was talking to while my son played outside in our yard over the fence this man is very ill and yes i saw his sickness first hand all i could think about is what this sick man could have done to my son so all you fucks that want to scream privacy shit look at your kids and say he has rights he lost those rights by his choices..thank god for the courts although he needs to be put to sleep like a dog he has gone beyond help look at his history..go look at your kids and then tell me if you want to live next to him..god bless ya all..

I know the man she called a dog. He was nothing of the kind. First I want to say I talked to this man a lot.

God said: Anyone who has no sin in their life should step forward and throw the first stone. I seen this woman push her son, she loves so much push him off the back porch. The man that she talks about seen her too. He told her about it. That was his first mistake. This guy my neighbor,lets call him "Pie"

Pie did go out on his porch in the sun to sun himself, but he did not walk around as was reported. I seen Pie that day. I asked him why the next day. He told me he was a nudist and he thought she was gone because her car was gone.

Pie went on to say he was sorry that she seen him. Pie knew she was mean by the way she told Pie to F off. Just like the words she used in her reply.

And as for her son. He would go to Pie´s garage and watch Pie work on wooden things he liked to make. I watched Pie with her son. He world show her son how tools worked. Pie would never let him all the way into the garage. She did not watch her son at all. He would go to my home as well.

Pie told me he was in a relationship with a very good looking woman. I did see her from time to time. The Court put him no a tether and would not let him be with her because of the report she made about the nudity on the porch. Pie was hurt as his girl friend could not see Pie anymore. Pie was having sex with his girl. The Court stopped that.

So did he have sex with a pumpkin? He said no to me. He was carving it for Halloween in hid basement. Pie told me she lied to the police. He only removed his clothing after carving the pumpkin to take a shower.

I went over to the basement window to see if she was able to easily seen in. I had to get down on my keens and up close to the fence to see anything. This was at night about the same time she looked in.

What I think: she was very angry about what Pie said to her about her son. She made up the whole thing about the pumpkin because of what Pie said to her and she did see Pie naked on his porch.

Pie was not a bad man. He made bad choices. Pie is also a father of three children. Two girls and a son. and I know he loved them very much. He was not a child molester in any way. She should be very ashamed of what she did to Pie and her son.

That´s may side of all this crap. Our Court system is set up to take away our freedoms and put us in jail. That is money for the county.

I felt it was time to clear the air, because it stinks.

In closing: Maybe we judge to quickly when we see things we don´t agree with.


 
  by: NicE88   09/03/2014 07:09 AM     
 
 
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