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06/25/2004 03:58 AM ID: 40462 Permalink   

Court Reporter Catches Judge Masturbating While Sitting On Bench

 

A Petition has been filed by the Attorney General of Oklahoma for the removal of Judge Donald Thompson, an elected District Judge in Creek County.

The Petition claims the Judge repeatedly used a penis pump to masturbate under his robe while presiding over trials. Lisa Foster, Judge Thompson's court reporter for 15 yrs., claims to have witnessed the judge masturbate a number of times.

Others, from detectives to jurors, claim to have heard swooshing noises coming from the bench.

 
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  18 Comments
  
  Maybe he was  
 
just pounding his gavel! :))
 
 by: Hoz     06/25/2004 04:20 AM     
  hmm..  
 
to bored maybe..
 
 by: sly   06/25/2004 06:21 AM     
  Here Come da Judge  
 
When they said 'Here comes the judge.', they weren't kidding!

LOL

 
 by: DeepSand   06/25/2004 07:20 AM     
  I Live in Creek County!  
 
i need to meet this guy and tell him he's my hero. Just hope he isn't swooshing while i'm talking to him.
 
 by: TheManThatUFear   06/25/2004 07:28 AM     
  He's just having a good time working...  
 
LOL!
 
 by: dongding   06/25/2004 09:27 AM     
  Are you sure?  
 
Maybe ..... he got tired of holding the mallet.
 
 by: Gatts   06/25/2004 04:38 PM     
  **ROFLMAO**  
 
"Others, from detectives to jurors, claim to have heard swooshing noises coming from the bench." swooshing sounds... fap fap fap fap ahahahahahaha

"Council... approach the... ugghh bench, oh yeah"

"Objection!" "ohnoivestained er... i mean sustained"

rofl, fantastic stuff
 
 by: koultunami     06/25/2004 04:47 PM     
  Heh  
 
Baliff: "All rise....oh wait, sorry, judge, you already did."
 
 by: Visitor   06/25/2004 05:45 PM     
  Now ya all  
 
know here in Creek County we's do thungs differant, swoosh swoosh from ya all. Now i knows swoosh swoosh what your thunkin about how's bad swoosh swoosh it is having it cuming from a judge ooooooooooooo and all but gad damit i was needling a little something ya might say to lift my spirits. Anybody got a towelette.

Yes i'm a okie from maskokie and since i can't get a pokie i need a little smokie on my dokie so i can feel okie dokie.

 
 by: allbets     06/26/2004 02:45 AM     
  here is some info from the local newspaper  
  
 by: linboy56   06/26/2004 03:53 AM     
  Linboy  
 
The link is a sign in deal with password.
 
 by: allbets     06/26/2004 04:18 AM     
  Heh  
 
and you wonder why justice is blind?
 
 by: digi_dark   06/26/2004 09:05 AM     
  People who wear robes on the job are:  
 
Getting odder and odder by the minute!

LOL!

That's just so odd, who'd lie about seeing it.... especially if a bunch of people did....

LOL!

-Bf
 
 by: Badfinger   06/26/2004 04:09 PM     
  @digi_dark ^^^^^^LOL!!  
 
nt
 
 by: lurker     06/26/2004 09:23 PM     
  People who wear robes on the job are:  
 
Getting odder and odder by the minute!

LOL!

That's just so odd, who'd lie about seeing it.... especially if a bunch of people did....

LOL!

-Bf
 
 by: Badfinger   06/27/2004 02:15 AM     
  I wanna see ..  
 
(8^D
 
 by: SeventhGene   06/27/2004 07:30 AM     
  defendants  
 
Did any of the defendants "Get Off"?
 
 by: aljagger   06/28/2004 02:03 AM     
  lol, however  
 

Im not sure using a penis pump is
considered masturbation if its for
purely medical reasons ;)
 
 by: lauriesman     06/28/2004 04:33 PM     
 
 
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