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01/07/2005 01:44 PM ID: 45467 Permalink   

Russian Claims Ownership Of Our Clouds

 

Following the lead taken by American individuals who have laid claim to ownership of the Moon and various planets including Mars, Venus and Mercury, a Russian has submitted an application for ownership of the worlds clouds.

Vladimir Osipiv believes that if he is successful with his claim he will be able to help prevent further environmental pollution by acting against polluters. He has stated that he will not make financial gains in the process.

Currently over 2 million people believe that they own a part of the moon and the basis of this belief is in the tradition (and current practice) of being allowed to claim land as your own, as carried out in the Wild West and by sailors.

 
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  This bastard needs to come re-pave my drive  
 His rain and Ice dropped from his clouds are making a mess of my drive way. He best get his dumb ass here and start raking! 
 by: BornInKy   01/07/2005 02:41 PM     
  Get up to the moon and put stakes in the dirt  
 and I will respect that claim. 
 by: ericcode   01/07/2005 02:57 PM     
  people buy plots of Moon and stars....  
 and they even get a receipt! 
 by: theironboard     01/07/2005 04:41 PM     
  WHO  
 do they buy it from ??  
 by: da_fogotten_one   01/07/2005 05:26 PM     
  here  
 http://www.lunarinvestmentproperty.com/ http://www.lunarregistry.com/ http://www.moonestates.com/  
 by: sjava     01/07/2005 05:46 PM     
  I claim  
 I claim ownership of all the empty bits in between all the planets & moons everywhere, so if you want to fly through them you gotta pay a toll to ME!!! wheeeeeeeee this is too easy. 
 by: Lucifer_The_Dark   01/07/2005 06:56 PM     
  OK  
 I claim ownership to the upper atmosphere so everyone has to pay my toll before they get to your bit. :p

The 'claim of ownership' mentality is crazy. Who has the authority to allow someone to lay claim to any unclaimed land, whether it be on earth or otherwise?? Its all part of the 'wealth creation' madness that is failing so miserably but looks to be continuing.
 
 by: Flashby     01/07/2005 07:05 PM     
  There's this one planet, you see...  
 that has an unlimited supply of every resource in the universe. Yeah, I claim that one. 
 by: kyle86   01/07/2005 07:23 PM     
  Anyone familiar with Silver Surfer and Galactis?  
 Well if you are, you know that one sentient planet that can change itself into any sort of planet it wants to? Well you guessed it, that one belongs to my dog, so hands off. It can talk too, the planet I mean, not the dog. Talking dogs, I mean seriously. 
 by: Gnaglor     01/07/2005 07:56 PM     
  I claim ownership of another planet with...  
 Intelligent life. Then, when we find it, I'll enslave them all!~ 
 by: Yheti   01/07/2005 07:57 PM     
  @BornInKy  
 Best post ever. Love the title, made me laugh. 
 by: ZCT     01/07/2005 08:02 PM     
  BornInKys post  
 reminds me of the water companies in the UK who wanted to ban ppl from catching rainwater for their own use. They claimed that the rain was their property, until everyone said 'ok, compensate me for this water damage' etc. They soon shut the f*ck up ;) 
 by: Flashby     01/07/2005 08:12 PM     
  The Oceania nations own all the sea....  
 So therefore we will stop the water evaporating and they will have no clouds.
All your water belongs to us!
Perhaps we should charge them a water toll!LOL
 
 by: cavador   01/08/2005 02:35 PM     
  I, TheIronBoard, do hereby claim....  
 ... the empty space between your ears.

Whereas $300 per square inch shall be charged rent unto posessor of ears.

This I do decree.
 
 by: theironboard     01/08/2005 02:49 PM     
  The sun  
 Its mine! So everyone send me there money from collecting solar energey and for all the free sun bathing! 
 by: hunt3r   01/08/2005 05:49 PM     
  I, TheIronBoard, do hereby claim....  
 ... the empty space between your ears.

Whereas $300 per square inch shall be charged rent unto posessor of ears.

This I do decree.
 
 by: theironboard     01/08/2005 07:23 PM     
  Native Americans...  
 Hey! If people could claim land that was never their own I'd be willing to bet eventually stupid things like claiming the "Air" as ownership will eventually happen. 
 by: morph   01/08/2005 08:59 PM     
  can i just claim my own property? please?  
 ridiculous. i could be sole ruler of a good-sized galaxy just by yelling it loud enough, but i've got to pay other people fees and taxes for living in my own house on my own land despite a bunch of signed and witnessed documents saying it belongs to me?

we all need mental help. we should look into that.
 
 by: ayestiva   01/09/2005 08:28 AM     
  how many people own their homes?  
 Really-- most people 'own' a piece of paper that tells them that the bank owns their home. The same for cars, credit-card purchases, etc. Yet they believe that they own these things.

The only thing you own is your body and mind. That, too, can be 'returned-to-sender' at any time.
 
 by: theironboard     01/09/2005 12:01 PM     
  My Body  
 is getting progressively less reliable. I want to sue. Cheap English crap ;) 
 by: Flashby     01/09/2005 02:48 PM     
  @theironboard  
 Some people actually pay off their mortgage. If you don't have a drug habit (this includes alcohol, caffeine, cialis, codeine, hydrocodone, nicotine, oxycodone, oxycontin, phentermine, tadalafil, valium, viagra, vicoden, xanax, and other "prescription" drugs), it's actually really easy.

As for the topic, yeah, they should actually have to put stakes up there, and "settle" on in it for at least 10 years.
 
 by: Yelping Man Candy   01/10/2005 07:59 PM     
  First imaginary parcels of land on the moon...  
 then the clouds. Nonexistent Oil wells in your backyards gets claimed next 
 by: Jondracusjl   01/11/2005 05:35 PM     
  Showing my age  
 When I was a youngster, Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions' had a promotion going.

In every box of Wheaties, there was a deed to one square inch of land in Alaska. By trading, card playing, and wheeling and dealing, I owned 172 square inches of land in Alaska.

Unfortunately, they were not contiguous.

I could never figure out what I could build on one square inch of land, so I sold the entire collection for a gigantic bag of marbles. (Then I sold the marbles.)
 
 by: firstsgtmike   01/20/2005 03:22 PM     
  @1st....  
 Your comment made me laugh.... I had visions of 147 1 inch square stilts up to a big condo in space.... or using a 1 inch drill down for your oil....

Interesting collection...
 
 by: bag     01/20/2005 03:57 PM     
 
 
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