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01/08/2005 04:39 AM ID: 45488 Permalink   

Wal-Mart Greeter Fired - Greeted Customers With Semi-Nude Photo

 

MUSCATINE, Iowa - 65 year old Wal-Mart greeter Dean L. Wooten was fired by the company after receiving complaints of his unusual method of greeting customers.

Wooten reportedly greeted customers with a computer generated nude photo of himself and a Wal-Mart shopping bag strategically placed to hide his nether regions. He told customers that Wal-Mart was slashing costs and that it was the new uniform.

The photo, according to Wooten, was created by morphing his head onto the body of another man. Wootens application for unemployment benefits was denied by an administrative law judge who found reasonable grounds for the firing.

 
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  Gives a new meaning to Idiot  
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 by: jondracusjl   01/08/2005 06:15 AM     
  Im pretty sure you have to be:  
 A. retarded
B. On crack
C. retared and on crack
D. an ex prostitute
E. missing at least half of your teeth
F. Insainly ugly
or G. a total pervert
to be hired at walmart... =)
 
 by: beatyoutoit   01/08/2005 07:58 AM     
  LOL  
 You just decribed every one who voted for George W Bush in both elections.

lol

 
 by: flash1259   01/08/2005 08:08 AM     
  Wal-Mart  
 Wal-Mart - The only company with the pantented "Carnies Only" hiring practice. 
 by: catbytes     01/08/2005 03:10 PM     
  The Customer complained about the bag . . . nt  
   
 by: MmmMan     01/10/2005 09:50 PM     
  ahh that was funny..  
 good description.. thats the away message for the day..

and i even chuckled at the next one about that being the crowd bush voted for.. i can laugh at that.. its not true.. but funny..

but wal mart on the other hand.. i think you must fit that criteria to be hired.. but think about this.. theres soo many wal marts.. and they are all dirty ass people.. well mostly..

my question now is, where the hell do all these scummy people come from..

please no anti us crap here..
 
 by: opticalillusion   01/12/2005 06:09 PM     
 
 
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