MUSCATINE, Iowa - 65 year old Wal-Mart greeter Dean L. Wooten was fired by the company after receiving complaints of his unusual method of greeting customers.
Wooten reportedly greeted customers with a computer generated nude photo of himself and a Wal-Mart shopping bag strategically placed to hide his nether regions. He told customers that Wal-Mart was slashing costs and that it was the new uniform.
The photo, according to Wooten, was created by morphing his head onto the body of another man. Wootens application for unemployment benefits was denied by an administrative law judge who found reasonable grounds for the firing.