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North Korea Launches Assault On New Enemy

 

North Korea has initiated an intense assault on a new enemy. Men with long hair. The media campaign is aimed at ensuring men keep their hair groomed in line with a socialist lifestyle. It recommends that hair is cut every 15 days.

There are concessions for individuals over 50 with bald patches. Claims are that long hair saps the brain of energy and has negative effects on brain development and also show their mental and moral state.

The campaign goes further than normal by naming individuals which are deemed too shoddy. TV and papers are showing pictures of individuals who are deemed to be outside the standard. Normally individuals are only named on TV when citizens are praised.

 
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  Well... so much for The Beatles  
 They won't be touring in North Korea anytime soon. Damn hippies. 
 by: theironboard     01/08/2005 07:31 PM     
  Yeah, they'll welcome the Beastie Boys.  
 "I'll kick you out of my home
if you don't cut that hair".
 
 by: Fonzo   01/08/2005 08:11 PM     
  cool...  
 I'm sure I'd be an instant celebrity over there with my haircut. 
 by: erasedgod   01/08/2005 11:53 PM     
  Damned long-haired leftists  
 
Oh, wait.
 
 by: verboten   01/21/2005 03:03 AM     
  Beastie Boys oppose China being in Tibet NT  
 NT 
 by: JFURY     01/21/2005 03:10 AM     
  and that has what to do with N. Korea??  
 ??? 
 by: sjava     01/21/2005 04:19 AM     
  Kim's reason for short hair  
 is that long hair prevents oxygen from reaching nerve endings in the head. He doesn't try to explain why there are some very smart women with long hair, or why women with long hair aren't all drooling idiots. My source is http://www.foxnews.com,  
 by: tomblik     02/01/2005 09:47 PM     
 
 
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