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01/12/2005 04:42 PM ID: 45569 Permalink   

McDonald Gives Birth at McDonald's
 

Ann McDonald of Union, Missouri gave birth at McDonald's on Sunday. She was on the way to the hospital, but was 15 minutes away when she realized that she had to deliver the baby right then.

Ann and the child's grandmother, who was in the car with her, pulled over at McDonald's and gave birth under the golden arches. Her husband could not be with her because he is serving in Iraq.

People asked if she would name the child Ronald, but she decided to go with Chayse Westin McDonald.

 		 
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  Ronald effing McDonald?  
 
Thank god she has some sense. He would've jumped off a big mac the second he could speak.
 
 by: daniel2508     01/12/2005 08:29 PM     
  TG she didn't name him Ronald  
 
I would hate my parents if they named me over something like that. I mean, who wants to be named after a hamburger joint clown?
 
 by: redheadedwonder   01/12/2005 08:40 PM     
  What scares me..  
 
Is that this probably isn't the first time this has happened, knowing the amount of mcdonalds around...

This isn't a coincidence, its logic.
 
 by: tool   01/12/2005 10:00 PM     
  Yes, Ronald would have been bad...  
 
but Chayse Westin McDonald is far, far worse.
 
 by: fredfredrickson   01/13/2005 10:38 AM     
  Prophecy  
 

History is running backwards, now. this is proof; a paradox.

"Ronald" Chayse Westin McDonald was just born AT "McDonald's..."

History is unraveling before our eyes!

Do something incredibly short-sighted and self-serving!

The end is near!
 
 by: verboten   01/21/2005 03:05 AM     
 
 
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