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01/28/2005 03:50 AM ID: 45801 Permalink   

Man Dies Imitating Gollum

 

A friend of Brighton, UK resident Julian Brooker recently told an inquest that the man died because he was was imitating Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Brooker went to the London Road station at 4am on Oct. 23, 2004 to play "The Gollum Game."

Eva Natasha recalls, “He touched a rail and pretended to be electrocuted. I didn’t find it funny, but assumed he knew what he was doing. Then he touched the live rail once. He wouldn’t have touched it if he had known it was live.”

The rail that Brooker touched had 750 volts of electricity. His friends called 999 but he was already dead on the scene when help arrived. The coroner says Brooker was obsessed with the number 23 and drank on the 23rd of every month.

 
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  18 Comments
  
  what a dickhead...  
 what grown ass man, imitates harry potter anyway...

i count that as one more for the good guys...
 
 by: opticalillusion   01/28/2005 04:00 AM     
  He is cool  
 Well he jst got his 15 seconds of shame.... 
 by: RogueElite   01/28/2005 04:03 AM     
  @opticalillusion  
 its lrd of the rings, not harry potter. 
 by: ganjaman22     01/28/2005 04:05 AM     
  Skidoo  
 Seems like 23 is bound to rear its head even with the greatest of idiots!  
 by: tv34291   01/28/2005 05:27 AM     
  lol  
 Argh I'm being electrocuted!
oh my god!
Just kidding!

Argh I'm being electrocuted!
bullshit, I'm getting a kebab
no i mean it, argh!
 
 by: koultunami     01/28/2005 10:28 AM     
  @ganjaman22  
 Where in Lord of the rings was their rail road tracks with electric?

What a dumb ass this guy was, serves him right.
 
 by: genxweb   01/28/2005 01:50 PM     
  yes  
 I'm afriad there are two different Gollum's.

HP has his, and LOTR has theirs.

What a fool. Darwin award!
 
 by: verboten   01/28/2005 02:29 PM     
  I must have missed  
 The part of LOTR where gollum touches an electric railway track, the article didn't explain why he did it very well.

koultunami, where do you get off on making fun of people dying? Do you know how many innocent men women and children die through electric shock? This man stupidly brought it on himself, yes, but a little something called respect, everyone makes mistakes, he just happened to make a really bad one. Are you so weak you can only attack the dead?
 
 by: The_Paladin   01/28/2005 03:56 PM     
  I feel sorry for him.  
 Well, not really.

In england they have inquests, right? To deterimine the cause of death... is that how the coroner knows how the kid was obsessed with the number 23?


 
 by: tin_robot   01/28/2005 04:00 PM     
  @Paladin  
 The elitist himself defending one of the lesser people eh? Who woulda thunk it. 
 by: t_strimp   01/28/2005 05:34 PM     
  Well since you put it like that  
 Yes I will mock the stupid for dying in stupid ways.

When i hear about morons killing themselves, i sneer at them, and revel in the fact there is more oxygen for the smarter humans, and will often try and recommended them for a Darwin award.

i.e. man jumps in great white shark tank to retrieve watch and gets eaten

i.e. man plays chicken with express train and loses

i.e. man blows his brains out playing Russian Roulette

Oh but don't worry, I mock the living stupid too, such as Police departments arresting small boys for drawing stick figures, or how about the courts spending over £15,000 trying to convict a women for eating an apple in her car?
 
 by: koultunami     01/28/2005 06:08 PM     
  hmm  
 Gollum = Lord of the Rings
Golem = Harry Potter (and numerous other mythological stories)
a golem is basically a magical construct, a Frankenstein's monster if you please...
I've read LotR a whoooole lotta times, and I've never seen anything regarding trains or electricity... and I've read the HP books as well, and other then the train that takes them to school (steam train at that), I don't recall anything in there remotely close to this..
Darwinism at it's finest..
 
 by: sjava     01/28/2005 07:08 PM     
  @tin  
 Apparently, he enjoyed numerology and the people who knew him told the coroner that information. 
 by: JFURY     01/28/2005 07:24 PM     
  In that case...  
 Imitating Gollum's death.... merely by dying rather than by falling to a fiery death... 
 by: bag     01/28/2005 07:51 PM     
  opinion  
 First of all, Golem is not a JKRowling thing, it's an old childrens' myth (origin in Czech republic, if I'm not mistaken).

Secondly, the guy was a Gollum fan. Apparently, if you read the article, the electrocution had nothing to do with LOTR. He was moving like Gollum, and kidding around with his friends, pretending to be electrocuted. And accidentally touched the rail. The train had nothing to do with LOTR.

Also, the guy and his friends were all drunk.

Finally, about the number, the guy was 23 yrs old, he died on the 23rd, always drank on the 23rd and was obsessed with the number... kinda reminds me of a good german movie I once saw, although I'm not sure the number was 23. (could have been 27). Anyway, it's got something to do with Illuminati and that sort of thing.

Anyway, if it wasn't for the Gollum thing and the 23 thing, this guy would have died because he was intoxicated and got electrocuted. Doesn't seem so weird anymore.
 
 by: tempest     01/28/2005 11:43 PM     
  You have to wonder...  
 How did this idiot even make it to 23?

And that is a ridiculously misleading title. I thought maybe he fell to his death recreating the end scene or something good. If he were just walking out of the bathroom and then proceeded to electrocute himself would they say "Boring, uninteresting man dies after taking a crap" ? :)


 
 by: 77ironhead   02/01/2005 07:19 PM     
  Users Insult Dead Man  
 Nothing new at ShortNews. 
 by: Aen0x   02/06/2005 05:10 PM     
  @Aen0x  
 actually, your title should be "Users Insult Stupid Dead Man"
stupidity that results in one's own death should be lauded, he has made the gene pool deeper through his demise
 
 by: sjava     02/06/2005 06:05 PM     
 
 
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