Man Charged With Having Sex With Cow

Osama and his buddy's have wild hot loving with their herds of goats, all the time, what of it? It'd be interesting to see a human-cow offspring, anyway, though i know its not possible.

I'm no longer eating steak.

he used protection. He could catch mad cow disease. LOL

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Isn't doing a cow punishing enough?
I guess not if you WANT to do it...
But seriously, I think they should
let him continue, eventually he'll
meet a cow that isn't in a good mood
and he'll get put in his place.

Ahh, this reminds me of a joke, hope you'll forgive the off topic (and adult) nature of this post;

A husband and wife are out for a drive in the country when the man spots a sign that says 'Cow for sale, $4000' now the man, having been brought up on a farm, know this is an absurd price for a single cow so he naturally wants to see whats so special. He stops the car, tells his wife to wait inside a minute and off he trots to see the cows owner. "What the hell is so good about this cow that makes it worth four grand?" he asks the farmer, who replies "Look at this" he then proceeds to lift the cows tail. The husband can't belive what he sees, the cow has a perfect p*ssy, just like an 18yo girls, firm and magnificatly formed. "Damn, that is special" he thinks to himself as he walks back to the car in silence. He sits down and starts the engine and his wife notices the a rather glum look on her fellas face "Whats the matter?" she asks.

"Hes got a cow with a womans p*ssy and it's worth $4000, and I've got a woman with a cows p*ssy and it's worth f*** all!"

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Not that good but I'm drunk, so sue me.

Someday, with what human sexual preferences are of today, aswell as Brazillian beastiality adult studios, included. We've got to be focused on when and if our meat products are safe to eat. Who wants to die, becuase of our local grocer is selling STD infectious meat? Not me! k? =o\

Maybe he thought that was how cream got into milk.

in a blue state... go figure.

j/k.. just making a stupid conclusion similar to those people say about Texas, etc.

Just because it’s a blues state doesn’t mean it does not have any Bush voters. This story proves it!

I wonder how many other cowboys indulge in this sort of behaviour?

This is quite common in Texas right?
Well I like it when those clowns get flung in the air and then set upon by bulls that they "attempt to ride", bloody good entertainment! 8 D

I hope he meats a really nice cow someday and they fall in love and live happily ever after.
And then the Capt and Taniel write a song about them called Moo Cow Love.
That would be so romantic.

wtf