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DUI Suspect Puts His Own Feces in His Mouth to Fool Breathalyzer

 

A drunk driving suspect who defecated and urinated on himself while being transported in a squad car, stuffed his mouth with his own feces as a last ditch attempt to pass a breathalyzer.

South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald, a 28-year veteran officer stated,
"I've never heard of anything like this before." The suspect's antics were not successful as the machine registered two readings, both twice the legal blood alcohol limit.

The suspect was released and summoned to appear in court on May 12th.

 
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  Its amazing what you'll do when your drunk  
 
I'm pretty sure someone does this to me while I'm asleep after most nights out I've had on the town - every time I wake up smelling of piss and having a shitty mouth ;)
 
 by: Flashby     03/31/2005 03:24 PM     
  Talk about a potty mouth...  
 
ok well I thought it was funny
 
 by: okcfaye   03/31/2005 04:44 PM     
  well at least....  
 
you can now say his breath smells like sh*t
 
 by: bugmenot   03/31/2005 08:32 PM     
  @okcfaye  
 
heh heh heh.
 
 by: theironboard     03/31/2005 09:07 PM     
  eww  
 
That makes me sick just thinking about that...I wonder how he did it without throwing up.
 
 by: okcfaye   03/31/2005 10:35 PM     
  also at least  
 
he used his own feces:)
 
 by: h0tdamn365   03/31/2005 11:39 PM     
  @okcfaye  
 
... he did throw up! He did everything nasty he could in the back of the police-cruiser.
 
 by: theironboard     03/31/2005 11:44 PM     
  @theironboard  
 
eww i hope something like that never happens to me when i get on the force
 
 by: okcfaye   04/01/2005 12:04 AM     
  @theironboard  
 
eww i hope something like that never happens to me when i get on the force
 
 by: okcfaye   04/01/2005 12:14 AM     
  perhaps  
 
this is where the term sh*t faced comes from?
 
 by: rogue87   04/01/2005 12:38 AM     
  @rogue87  
 
I wouldnt doubt it lol
 
 by: okcfaye   04/01/2005 03:21 AM     
  Well  
 
I feel bad for the guy who gets to clean the squad car!
 
 by: trippedn007   04/01/2005 03:41 AM     
  incidentally  
 
Myth Busters did an expose on tricks tried to bypass the breathalyzer - everything from mints, blowing softly, eating an onion, the whole lot (about 10 or more different things) - none of them work.
 
 by: lauriesman     04/02/2005 02:04 PM     
  wow  
 
now he can say he's a real shit talker ,, better brush them teeth though LMAO!
 
 by: storm1668   04/03/2005 04:46 AM     
 
 
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