A drunk driving suspect who defecated and urinated on himself while being transported in a squad car, stuffed his mouth with his own feces as a last ditch attempt to pass a breathalyzer.
South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald, a 28-year veteran officer stated,
"I've never heard of anything like this before." The suspect's antics were not successful as the machine registered two readings, both twice the legal blood alcohol limit.
The suspect was released and summoned to appear in court on May 12th.