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Prosthetic Penis Helps Junkies Pass Drug Test

WASHINGTON - A fake penis named the Whizzinator helps make people who want to pass the drug test at work a reality and lawmakers are taking legal action against the company.

The Whizzinator provides a flow of clean urine “again and again". The only thing drug users have to remember is to stay clean for about 2 to 3 days before using any of their products to pass a drug test.

The owners of the company that makes this product are ordered to provide financial and operational records by Monday and to appear on Tuesday before the congressional hearing .

Source: www.msnbc.msn.com

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	what Tom Sizemore tried to use: http://www.shortnews.com/


by:	lurker	05/12/2005 02:29 AM

	I've created a monster...N/T
	N/T


by:	TheReporter	05/12/2005 02:36 AM

	Someone tell me...
	A congressional hearing? WTF? Are the makers of test clear getting called in too? Maybe I am missing something, so what is the difference between using this and using test clear? I can't really see one, except that you don't have to drink a ton of crap to pass your test.


by:	tellgar	05/12/2005 02:41 AM

	@THe Reporter
	Everything i learned i learned from TheReporter from watching and listening Looking at his stories :) :) :)


by:	NewsFlashoOo	05/12/2005 02:43 AM

	junkies?
	is this pc here?


by:	Mentally ill	05/12/2005 03:07 AM

	um
	this thing has been out for many years! old news.


by:	stonedwookie	05/12/2005 07:24 AM

	The product/device..
	may be old, but the congressional hearing is new...


by:	StarShadow	05/12/2005 07:58 AM

	I already heard about this
	Some time ago, some famous guy tried to use one and it fell off. lol


by:	M.I.A.Elite	05/13/2005 07:42 PM

	NOT ALL DRUG USERS ARE JUNKIES!!!
	Junkie really is applied to the hard-core drugs such as heroin or crack. Pass the pipe.


by:	theironboard	05/13/2005 08:36 PM

	Only news because of a running back...
	He was trying to get on board of a plane and was detained by security. They searched his luggage and found not only dried urine, but also a fake penis and the whizzinator kit. The running back name is Onterio Smith, and he had been twice caught by the NFL drug abuse system, and in college he had to transfer from U of Tenn to Oregon so he oculd play football.


by:	hotrock11	05/14/2005 01:25 AM

	@ TheIronBoard
	Well Eric i never even heard of a Whizzinator till i seen this story. We have drug tests where i work at and the bottom line is if you use drugs of any sort and test positive your fired. And all that thing does is help your test come out negative. Now i dont do drugs of any sort but i have friends who like to smoke Marijuana and your right i dont think there junkies but i have seen most of them progress in smoking that crap like cigarettes. The Only Reason i named that Title like that was for the Hits on it and points and yes i will remember what you said the next time i write some drug story's again and you can be sure i will dig some out of the archives lol :) :) :) :)


by:	NewsFlashoOo	05/14/2005 03:30 AM

	theironboard
	So you think that a company seeking an employee has no right to seek an employee who has no drugs? Do you think it is fair for these people to evade drug tests and deny companies their right to the true applicant of their choice? Dishonesty and a lack of respect for other people's wishes is a common trait among drug users, it would seem.


by:	Trouser Snake	05/14/2005 03:43 AM

	@Trouser Snake
	So to effectively work for a company, they should be allowed to dictate how I live my life? Weed is in your system for some time. I can lose my job for getting high 20 days ago at a party on my own time. Drug testing is an invasion of privacy imo. I think it should only be done if suspicion of use on the job is there. Sad it took this topic to get me signed up... heheh


by:	Rathi	05/14/2005 02:14 PM

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