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06/27/2005 08:26 PM ID: 48843 Permalink   

Hitler, De Facto Inventor of Sex Doll

 

Concerned with a German warrior having to visit prostitutes and risk contracting venereal diseases, or even have relations with women of non-Aryan races, Hitler commissioned a Danish doctor to design and manufacture the world's first sex doll.

As revealed by a Norwegian, and then an Italian newspaper, Hitler provided the doctor with the necessary specifications and dimensions. The doll had to be of an average 1.76 meter(5'9") height, have large breasts and lips, blue eyes, and white skin.

The doll's synthetic flesh was to have the natural flexibility and her vulva to be "absolutely realistic." The project was classified as top secret, and given to the SS Chief, Heinrich Himmler. The Allies bombed Dresden, thereby killing the project.

 
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  Gives the name Dresden Dolls whole new meaning n/t  
 
 
 by: tellgar     06/27/2005 08:41 PM     
  Hilarious!!  
 
Never thought of that! What a great bit of trivia!
 
 by: kremens     06/27/2005 08:44 PM     
  His plan to breed an army foiled again.  
 
Ok that is cool. If you ever research Nazis, and I recommend you do (I am not a neo-nazi but I like to know why people do crasy seamming things.) this gets really funny. Plus Himmler was in on it too. Bet this had the same classification as a V2 rocket plans. What if the allies stormed Dresden before it was bombed thinking that they were millitary intelligence reports only to open it and see plans for a Sex Doll.
 
 by: ericcode   06/27/2005 09:18 PM     
  Repressed Americans  
 
Leave it to the puritans to bomb another great sex idea :)
 
 by: kmazzawi     06/27/2005 09:29 PM     
  This...  
 
will make the religious right to re-write the history of Hitler's life.
"Look, you could turn into a Hitler too!" :)
 
 by: Kaleid   06/27/2005 09:39 PM     
  Monorchidism  
 
Hitler suffered from a problem. He had only one testicle. It is empirical science that monorchodites have less sex-drive and have real mano i mano issues....

Just thought I'd mention this. I don't believe Hitler would have any subjective empathy for his soldiers catching the clap.
 
 by: theironboard     06/27/2005 09:55 PM     
  Monorchidism...  
 
I've read that it's a myth created by soldiers who used to sing to lighten the mood/highten morality.
 
 by: Kaleid   06/27/2005 10:14 PM     
  @Kaleid  
 
I'm confused, how does singing about a guy with one testicle "highten morality"? But hey, if it works, they should sing these songs in church.

"Lord lift my nut where two belong, on Mountain Thighs, where the penis fly!"

On a more serious note, I have a friend who only has one nut, and he hasn't tried to take over the world or commit genicide, actually he is a pretty nice guy.
 
 by: tellgar     06/27/2005 10:32 PM     
  Google seek result  
  
 by: Kaleid   06/27/2005 11:00 PM     
  @Kaleid  
 
Oh, now I understand, you meant highten moral, not highten morality.

Moral:Having psychological rather than physical or tangible effects
Morality: The quality of being in accord with standards of right or good conduct.
 
 by: tellgar     06/27/2005 11:22 PM     
  @ tellgar.  
 
That's correct. Mistake all mine.
More on Hitler's testicles:
http://en.wikipedia.org/
 
 by: Kaleid   06/28/2005 01:16 AM     
  Aye,  
 
but it was the Scots that invented the inflatable sheep. Sorry, I’m being baaaaaad.
 
 by: Valkyrie123     06/28/2005 05:47 PM     
  Well...  
 
it's easier than cloning them...
 
 by: StarShadow     06/28/2005 05:52 PM     
  "Slaughterhouse Five"  
 
I long ago read Kurt Vonneguts Masterpeice, and of course was bewildered as to why the allies firebombed Dresden. Now I know why... To thwart the potential sex doll industry. Damn puritans.
 
 by: richie65x   06/29/2005 07:20 PM     
  good idea  
 
if he replaced women that means 100% of the babies could be male soldiers! (i think he didnt relize that even clones needed to be from females)
 
 by: taylorbarrett   07/04/2005 01:35 AM     
  German Sex Dolls: Bogus?  
  
 by: stealthybull   07/04/2005 02:31 AM     
 
 
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