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07/27/2005 02:56 AM ID: 49293 Permalink   

Naughty Parrot Banned from Public Places

 

A British parrot has been banned from public areas of its animal sanctuary after a few red faced visitors were embarrassed by its foul language. The bird had apparently been owned by a truck driver who moved to Spain and was unable to take the bird.

The 5 year old Macaw called Billy allegedly told a mayoress to f*** off and then told a woman vicar, “and you can f*** off as well.” When two police visited he said, “you two can f*** off you wankers.”

His repertoire does include some more polite phrases, however he seems to wait for inopportune times to unleash a torrent of abuse. Keepers say they are trying to teach the bird to be more polite.

 
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  hey...  
 if they don't want him i'll take him...

it might be illegal to own a british person but its legal to own a british speaking parrot... i think british foul language is incredibly funny, also many phrases...

oh bloody hell...lol
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/27/2005 03:08 AM     
  I think it would be great.  
 I'll just put his cage right by the door where all the Jehova's Witnesses and assorted sales people can meet him. 
 by: jaded fox     07/27/2005 04:48 AM     
  Sweeet  
 I could use him here, I would train him to answer the damn telephone. 
 by: FTFFTW   07/27/2005 05:30 AM     
  omg!  
 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
 by: Pas Content   07/27/2005 08:47 AM     
  What is more amazing---?  
 The fact that the British parrot swears like a coal-miner or that it can count? 
 by: theironboard     07/27/2005 09:04 AM     
  If he was only born in America  
 He could run for president. I’d vote for him, got to be better than what we have now. At least he would tell the truth.
 
 by: Valkyrie123     07/27/2005 02:11 PM     
  @HAVOC666, I immed thought the same thing LOL n/t  
 n/t 
 by: dirshma   07/28/2005 05:11 PM     
  @ironboard  
 "What is more amazing---?
The fact that the British parrot swears like a coal-miner or that it can count?"

well parrots are considered smart and are known for potentially extensive vocabularies.

i'm say the counting is more amazing part, unless that was just coincidence.
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/29/2005 12:15 AM     
  @Valkyrie123  
 "If he was only born in America
He could run for president. I’d vote for him, got to be better than what we have now. At least he would tell the truth."

well played...lol
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/29/2005 12:17 AM     
  love it!  
 Give the parrot its own TV show!

Or put him on fox news.
 
 by: mrmobsoft   07/29/2005 10:54 AM     
 
 
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