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07/27/2005 05:36 PM ID: 49307 Permalink   

Massive Bin Laden Cocaine Terror Plot Discovered

 

The US Drug Enforcement Administration has revealed a plot by Osama Bin Laden to spike tens of millions of dollars of cocaine, weighing many tons, which was planned a year after 9/11 but didn't happen because of a refusal by Columbian suppliers.

The Columbians knew that poisoned coke would probably kill thousands in the US, destroying the very market that they depend upon for continuous business. They are reported to have met Bin Laden in a face-to-face meeting during 2002.

It is believed that such a plan would only have been of financial benefit to the drug barons in the short-term, where they would have made millions of dollars by selling large quantities of the drug to Al Qaeda but very little thereafter.

 
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  Haha  
 
Classic, the drug dealers care more for their customers well being than the government :)

Hopefully this will put an end to that ridiculous notion that dealers put rat poison in ecstacy, acid etc. etc.
 
 by: retox   07/27/2005 05:42 PM     
  @retox  
 
not sure about rat poison in esctasy and acid... but people do sell dried up bleach as crystal meth...

as for the story... yeah their going to kill people with a drug that is already killing people... they be better of spiking cigarettes... more people use them... not only that but its hard to quit even if you want to... luckily i've never had to go against quitting cigarettes as i never started smoking them.

as long as they don't spike the local weed i'm good...lol

actually there is atleast 2 major spiked version of weed, super skunk weed and wet... both involve formaldehyde...

now anyone what can answer me this logically please do, why would anyone put that shit on/in weed.

they used to use it to kill flies
they use it as embalming fluid
they use it in dyes which are toxic
they use it in fertilzers

and actually its even in cigarettes, for those who don't look at the content of what they put into their bodies.

i've actually never used or been sold any kind of bad drugs... not from a dealer anyways... ritlin however is another story and that was a doctor (pill pusher) not a dealer.

nor have i had the effects from drugs that governments and private groups love talking about... i'm all for awareness, but not their scare tactics.
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/27/2005 06:08 PM     
  @HAVOC666  
 
Angel dust, formaldehyde, embalming fluid, dipped, super weed etc. are all just names for PCP a fairly powerful dissasociative drug that was at once time used by the army I believe.

Makes some people hallucinate like crazy, fight, go completely nutso, and other people love the stuff. I hear James Brown is a big fan.

Read more here, everyone should be required to read Erowid at school ;)
http://www.erowid.org/
 
 by: retox   07/27/2005 06:49 PM     
  Stupid plan  
 
If Bin Laden had done any homework at all, he'd know that the drug-war propaganda would have made this a fairly useless plan. Sure, we'd finally find out just how many people use at least one illegal drug in the good ol' USA, which would be of some interest. However, many would just see this as just a bunch of dead druggies, no matter how many it claimed, which would really blunt the effect. It certainly wouldn't radicalize Bush's social conservative backers, unless an amusingly ironic number of their own keeled over. Of course, we know that his corporate supporters would be incensed, whoever was left standing.
 
 by: MomentOfClarity     07/27/2005 07:05 PM     
  Hmmm..  
 
Maybe I'm just cynical but if this were to happen, I'd expect the American corporate 'elite' to be completely decimated.
 
 by: StarShadow     07/27/2005 07:13 PM     
  @retox  
 
i was actually more refering to given the health consequence but most people tend not to even think about this.

out of the 5 different drugs i've done in my life cocaine was the worst... glad i only ever got it for free and only a few times... maybe 5... to me weed and hash are far superior "drugs", based on effects, duration and health consequences.

helps me play Halo 2 online too...lol

the other two were shrooms and Esctacy... E is iffy one time i tried it (only done E maybe 5 times also) it made my sight better in the bright sunlight... bright lights cause me to have headaches from time to time, esspecially sunlight.

shrooms are ok if you can get past the taste, smell and texture of them... great with pizza... not just funny...lol

worst thing about them with me is you don't feel like moving very far... maybe a move a few limbs... and damnit no bleeding walls...lol
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/27/2005 07:18 PM     
  @starshadow  
 
alot of musician, movie star and otherwise famous and/or wealthy people aswell.
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/27/2005 07:22 PM     
  this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard...  
 
akin to those mobile biological weapons factories/fertilizer trucks.
 
 by: mannumberthree   07/27/2005 08:57 PM     
  hmmm  
 
Thanks you drug dealing columbians? So weird
 
 by: alex69     07/27/2005 09:55 PM     
  This sounds very...  
 
..well unlikely, lacking a better word.

Bin Laden would have no interest in killing hordes of impoverished drug addicts. The US government probably has a higher interest in that, because of the way this group of the population contributes to the overall crime level. Much cheaper if they weren't around.

Besides, it would be rediculously expensive to do this. The US imports many things like spices, fruits and wine, that are probably better candidates for this type of (hair brain) scheme.

Dunno. Sounds made-up somehow. Bin Laden has a grudge against drug addicts in the US? Uhm. Mm'kay, I guess.
 
 by: mberg     07/27/2005 10:28 PM     
  no  
 
Its just its easier to spike drugs than any other product. Also you would be surprised at the people who take drugs...many well off and important people.
 
 by: alex69     07/27/2005 10:33 PM     
  Very Odd method  
 
But I agree, I think it would have been largely ignored and written off as "they shouldnt have been doing coke in the first place."

And to the idiot who said a lot of well-off and important people use the drug... Should that mean I should have been concerned? Oh no, Mr. Laden, don't poison the coke, I don't want the country's leaders, who aparently are taking coke in the first place, to suddenly be gone...!

That is absurd. If they are on coke, I don't care how rich they are, they are not well-off, and if they are an important leader who is taking it, then their judgement isnt good enough for leadership in the first place.
 
 by: fredfredrickson   07/27/2005 11:43 PM     
  yeah  
 
But how is anyone gunna know..obv. not the president but important figure heads that makes society run smoothly. And just killing loadsa useless people would cause havoc anyway. What about in NY or LA? Think how many thousands in those cities alone take drugs all dying around the same time. Cant bury 'em all quick enough and so disease will spread. The drug could get into the water supply along with disease. This creates panic on a mamoth scale. Poeple will get paraniod about everything being spiked.

It would cause an unbelievable amount of chaos.
 
 by: alex69     07/27/2005 11:54 PM     
  Propaganda....  
 
Spike a substance that, well in my belief anyways, noone can stop using once started, only say they quit for a while, and drift back and forth. This way, a REQUIRMENT LIKE WATER to some people, is tainted. People will take the risk, "I've known my dealer for a few years now, he wouldn't sell me spiked shit..." Too bad he doesn't know if its spiked cuz he doesn't do it, if he does he's stupid.
The druggies die, but Bin Laden gets like, what, for all you small time fish in america, 30 bux for a halfgram, which is probably only .25 real if you're lucky...
---> Lol, I just got a call someone asking for a halfgram while typing this. Bwahahaha,....
He was talking about something along the lines of 5,000 tons of it? If he met with cartel, he's thinkin big.
Anyways, I gotta go make mine, so long story short, people start dieing, go crazy, start getting paranoid "those iraqis are killing us!" support bush, and more war in the middle east to give the greedy bastards wut they want...
Btw, this is going to happen, but once cocaine use gets bigger and more common.
 
 by: Syphon   07/28/2005 01:00 AM     
  Not even feasible...  
 
In my opinion, this is just another tactic of the DEA to try to keep kids off drugs. This time instead of death from "holes in the brain" caused by Ecstacy, its death from cocaine tainted by terrorists.
 
 by: BullzEye   07/28/2005 03:49 AM     
  pfft, ridiculous!  
 
Come on! There is a $50M bounty on obl's head, i think the columbians would rather strike a deal with the yanks for him rather than sell him coke, especially if they're not gonna do business with him anyway.
 
 by: lachs     07/28/2005 07:57 AM     
  @lachs  
 
"Come on! There is a $50M bounty on obl's head, i think the columbians would rather strike a deal with the yanks for him rather than sell him coke, especially if they're not gonna do business with him anyway."

however, the war on drugs make columbia an enemy of america... personally i think the reason they refused was to insure future business, if your product suddenly kills thousands or hundreds of thousands of people your likelihood of future business plumets.
 
 by: HAVOC666     07/28/2005 09:19 AM     
  @HAVOC666  
 
I'm not arguing about their reasons for not doing it, i'm saying this story is a load of sh!t. I bet the meeting took place in niger, and obl was trying to buy yellowcake at the same time...
 
 by: lachs     07/28/2005 09:39 AM     
  So if Bush dies suddenly  
 
from unwxpwected causes we should expect that Bin Laden was slightly successful.
 
 by: jaded fox     07/28/2005 12:36 PM     
  Well  
 
George has been saying how OBL gets right up his nose and this is one field in which GWB is an expert so I ain't going to argue with him ;)
 
 by: Flashby     07/28/2005 12:50 PM     
  Retarded..  
 
..although that certainly would be one way to win the war on drugs.
 
 by: th1rd3y3   07/28/2005 02:15 PM     
  @lachs  
 
Yellowcake?
That's actually a very scary idea. Imagine every line of coke in america was also speedballing with an opiate, or something similar to oxy. You'd be sitting on the bus, and the person sitting next to you just randomly starts going into convulsions, and suffers cardiac arrest. After a while that would be normal, scary...

Oh and btw the Cartel wouldn't kill OBL... Even if they wanted too, it would result in their own death...
 
 by: Syphon   07/28/2005 08:25 PM     
  @syphon  
 
i don't think FARC(i'm assuming) has much to fear from al-qaeda, arabs stick out like dogs balls in columbia... 'sif they wouldn't dob him in, the CIA doesn't have to disclose their sources of information.
How deep into society would this 'poison coke' get anyway? the distibutor in the US (or europe...) would rack up to test it for quality and thats as far as it would get.
 
 by: lachs     07/29/2005 03:01 AM     
  @achs  
 
That's a very good comment actually there's no way in hell it'd go through the normal networks. Only small time dealers looking to get some cheap shit to sell would sell it.

Osama would basically have to get a large number of AlQui members to push the drug onto small time dealers and this could result in maybe 100 deaths.

This couldn't turn into an epidemic because once people start dieing, people won't buy off of the same dealer. And the chances of people using unknown dealers is pretty low anyway.

This couldn't happen.
 
 by: Dook   08/01/2005 12:56 AM     
 
 
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