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09/27/2005 01:51 AM ID: 50365 Permalink   

Beware of the Dolphins: May Be Armed And Dangerous

 

Armed dolphins, which were trained to shoot terrorists and pinpoint the location of underwater spies, may be missing. The US Navy refuses to confirm whether any of their dolphins are missing but other experts studying the mammals claim they are.

The 36 dolphins may be carrying "toxic dart guns" and could put the lives of surfers and divers at risk. The coastal compound where the dolphins live was breached during Hurricane Katrina and swept them out to sea.

A respected investigator who has previously worked for the government says his sources say the dolphins have escaped. "My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises," he said.

 
  Source: observer.guardian.co.uk  
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  Wouldnt the navy  
 
after spending tons of funds to try and train these dolphins, of spend at least a little bit to get GSP implanted into them?
 
 by: Syphon   09/27/2005 01:54 AM     
  ok but there are 36 of them  
 
so which one do you go get first and also these dolphins are free now... and they know men in wetsuits are the enemy.
 
 by: juleslady     09/27/2005 02:30 AM     
  See, what we need is...  
 
Sharks with frickin laserbeams on their heads.
 
 by: Spiffy   09/27/2005 03:22 AM     
  lmao  
 
you're funny spiffy ;p
 
 by: juleslady     09/27/2005 03:26 AM     
  Lmao  
 
You are very funny spiffy, love it. Another one on the score board for you hon.
 
 by: valkyrie123     09/27/2005 04:00 AM     
  @valkyrie123 @juleslady  
 
oh lord do i hope you two are being sarcastic.
 
 by: skuddo   09/27/2005 05:17 AM     
  @skuddo  
 
so you are saying they do have sharks with laser beams?
 
 by: juleslady     09/27/2005 05:53 AM     
  ...  
 
And they have whales with ICBMs.
 
 by: dekuyper   09/27/2005 08:00 AM     
  @dekuyper  
 
Now thats just going too far
 
 by: tiggyfiggy   09/27/2005 09:45 AM     
  Get prepared...  
 
... for a new attack!
Once the CIA trained terrorists to attack other terrorists, and they attacked the US...
Now the Navy trains dolphins to attack terrorists, guess who they'll attack...
Or is it just the new "live" trailer for a new holywood movie.
 
 by: LeTonduZ   09/27/2005 10:09 AM     
  What the...  
 
This is retarded...everyone knows terrorists cant swim.
 
 by: koenig32   09/27/2005 01:08 PM     
  Flipper will save us...  
 
or get killed...
 
 by: koultunami     09/27/2005 01:12 PM     
  Flipper will save us...  
 
or get killed...
 
 by: koultunami     09/27/2005 01:21 PM     
  oh my god !!!  
 
Castro must have bribed them with a couple of fish or a tube of tuna paste .... :-)

Can't wait until the whitehouse send in it's top commando chimps to get Iraq under control

Armed dolphins ... what next ...seems these guys in the Whitehouse are prepared to fight to the last drop of other peoples blood or failing that other species .
 
 by: Hugo Chavez     09/27/2005 02:04 PM     
  what??  
 
So what were the dolphins doing with the load toxic dart guns in the compound? Surely you would only load these things with deadly toxic weapons (is that chemical warfare?) when you are after a real terrorist threat and not just swimming around in a pool...

oh and @dekuper

ICBMs in whales is just stupid, they are harpoon cruise missiles!
 
 by: jendres     09/27/2005 11:32 PM     
  @ jendres  
 
My bad. I forgot they ended the ICBM Whale project after the cold war.

 
 by: dekuyper   09/27/2005 11:38 PM     
  all i can say  
 
is that if this is true...holy sh*t, where do i place my order ;-). wow i want to know how they do the shooting and reloading, i want blueprints.....
what will they thik of next? someone must have been really high to think this one up.....
i want to know his dealers number :-)
 
 by: ganjaman22     09/28/2005 12:35 AM     
  What we need now..  
 
Is for James Bond to go on a mission out there for some reason. Then whatever supervillan he faces, will use the dolphins against him. It's action-packed gold!
 
 by: Pipes McGee   09/28/2005 06:24 PM     
  Did anyone else  
 
start thinking of Flipper holding up a tuna boat?
 
 by: jaded fox     09/29/2005 12:59 AM     
  I would be scared  
 
I would be like "OMFG dolphin rebelion" when watching those dolphins with guns

(just like that simpsons episode)
 
 by: Cadelaf   10/01/2005 04:16 PM     
  Monkey business  
 
I'm personally gonna train a chimpanse to guard my breil when im off for holidays. Im gonna teach him to use a kitchenknife, with deadly accuracy. How do you like that?
 
 by: cavedude   03/06/2006 10:51 PM     
 
 
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