At a Tim Hortons drive-thru in Woodstock, Ontario, a man who went through the drive-thru while naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act.
A female employee took an order just after midnight on Oct. 3rd. The employee noticed the man, masturbating, completely naked, and alone. He handed the money to the employee with his free left hand.
i do live in canada and feel ashamed of what this moron just did. But have you guys forgotten about the guy whose rectum exploded while he was deadlifting 600 lbs?
Even the guy sprinkling poo on pastry isn't quite as bad as that incident. If your depraved act gets you killed after some lengthy (pardon the pun) suffering, you'll be a tough act to follow. Is that man up for a Darwin award yet?
This guy was just sick. He likely had a sexual compulsion that led to him just not being able to help himself. Jails are full of people like this, and with good reason.
i wonder how the case would have gone if he pleaded not guilty..... " your honor as you can plainly see my defendant was only naked because he was doing his laundry and had no clothes and he wasnt masturbating, he merley had an ich due to the apholstry in his car"
Wow, I would love to have you as my attorney!! But it would be for not paying all these damn parking tickets that accumulated due to Santa Monica's f*cked up parking regulations!!
I work at a Tim Hortons (not too far from Woodstock lol) and really, this doesn't shock me one bit. I've heard a ton of stories like this from the night shift girls at the store I work at. Most of them just laugh it off when it happens though
I live in the Washington, DC area and there was a guy driving aorund at one point flashing his boner at passing traffic on I-270 and I-495, we got soem crazy assh-les out there.
