Somehow, a man got the keys to 5 offices at Trinity Lutheran Seminary. He broke in, searched through drawers and cabinets, and stole petty change and a 7-UP.
An unlucky woman, though, found something he left behind. But not before she sat in a chair covered in urine.
A man with the same description broke into the Ohio State University School of Education Policy over the weekend, and again, took nothing of value.