Tin Foil Hats Found to Amplify, Not Reduce, Government 'Mind-Control' Signals

Oddest news I've ever read here.

Funny but really odd LOL

that it's lead hats that really protect, not those stinkin tin ones....

Our elected leaders wear asscaps on their heads. What, me worry?

I can imagine the tin foil hat society being totally confused and paranoid now. As if the fear of alien abduction wasn't enough to worry about, now this. What a confused nation..... ;)

Damn you CIA, damn you all to hell. I am so confused now! What kind of hat do I need to wear? Do I need a hat or a helmet? Would an umbrella work better? Oh GAWD, life is so complicated! <Crawls back into cardboard box home and sulks>

actually youll be needing a turban for complete security and peace of mind, and one of them 'in case of emergency' buttons on the old forehead. lol.

That nation has to be crazy?

I'm keeping mine .
This may be a trick.

if you get these people to take off their tin foil hats, it makes it harder for me to identify and avoid them!

government propaganda to get us to remove our tin foil hats.

The whole time I was taking www.theregister.co.uk as a serious news source, but it turns out it's as silly as theonion.com

Jokes on me!

http://zapatopi.net/
wherein Lyle Zapato explains how this is
merely propaganda designed to 'disembeanie' paranoiacs. :)

Not that people don't have reason to be suspicious. MK Ultra was a real program run by the CIA beginning immediately after it's inception after WWII, when it changed names from the Office of Strategic Services. Mostly they just gave a bunch of people LSD & mescaline, scopolamine etc. and observed. Amusingly, the only effective 'mind control' or truth drug they found was cannabis. But you've gotta wonder what they've been up to lately. I saw an example of something they call 'remote viewing' recently that was pretty wierd.

Is a scam :)
Unless they use hidden panty cam!

For some odd reason I don't think that this news is true (probably because it is the most rediculous thing ever)

Just have a brain extration and keep it in a lead lined box at home.
(That way NO ONE can tamper with your mind!)

maybe the government mind control signals are best recieved through a hat made of baby gouda cheese wheels? .. or a hat made of plastic shoestring ends? .. wouldnt one think that the government would simply upgrade the frequencies that the signals are sent on, as new technologies are added?

/stupidity