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11/27/2005 03:19 AM ID: 51462 Permalink   

Man Pulls Truck with his "Super Penis"

 

Fremont CA - 50-year-old Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, who is known for performing incredible feats with his "johnson", once again displayed the uncanny strength of his penis by using it to pull a truck across a parking lot.

Clad in his black tank top and leather boots, Tu Jin-Sheng tied a strip of blue cloth to his purple helmeted warrior and gave it a tug to ensure that it fit snuggly. His assistant then proceeded to kick him in the genitals prior to the feat.

Once attached to the vehicle, he pressed against two nearby men to provide resistance as he pulled the truck forward for several yards. About 20 people witnessed the incredible display of penis strength while his wife snapped photos.

 
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I used mine to pull a train...Does that count?
 
  by: Tasteless   11/27/2005 03:29 AM     
  he has 'da powah!' nt  
 
Nt
 
  by: DREKK   11/27/2005 04:24 AM     
  It is now  
 
18 inches long by one quarter inch wide.
 
  by: ichi     11/27/2005 04:45 AM     
  thats  
 
one hell of an act just to get some length.
 
  by: emp3r0r     11/27/2005 05:21 AM     
  isn't pulling women good enough for this guy?  
 
nt
 
  by: rogue87   11/27/2005 05:40 AM     
  here  
 
here comes SUPER PENIS to save the day!!!
 
  by: groomsy     11/27/2005 06:54 AM     
  It's a bird...it's a plane...it's...  
   
  by: Tasteless   11/27/2005 09:54 AM     
  super penis  
 
i use mine to pull women
 
  by: smirky   11/27/2005 05:38 PM     
  Old News  
 
It was featured on a programe on UK Television quite some time back, on BBC Three.
 
  by: mackerzuk   11/28/2005 12:12 AM     
  quote from source  
 
"Hes very special. Powerful. Superman, said an awe-struck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. I just came here to watch my master perform."

LOL studying? He wants to see his "master" perform? Something tells me if this didn't have ancient stereotype written all over it they'd get mocked forever.

One of his students is named WANG?

haha! Fortune cookie say "You pull wang and wang pull you"
 
  by: morph   11/28/2005 01:34 AM     
 
 
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