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12/15/2005 11:15 AM ID: 51773 Permalink   

Man Who Dates Internet Girlfriend for 6 Months Finds Out It's His Mom

 

Daniel Anceneaux from Marseilles, France had spent months talking to an online girlfriend before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives".

Several of Daniel's talks with his mom got very racy. She even sent him a picture of herself, which was really a model from a magazine. During their traumatic first encounter a passing patrolman cited them for visiting a restricted beach past dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," said Nicole, 52. The story along with their picture was soon all over the news. Nicole's husband, Daniels dad, now forbids her to talk to anybody on the Internet.

 
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  22 Comments
  
  HAHAHAHAHA  
 
:reads again:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So awesome.
 
  by: NuttyPrat     12/15/2005 11:25 AM     
  ROFL  
 

It could happen to anyone ;)
 
  by: MadButcher   12/15/2005 11:29 AM     
  Classic!  
 
hahahaha
 
  by: f3nd3r   12/15/2005 11:41 AM     
  yup  
 
just when you think things can't get worse you find out his mom is still married to his dad. that's just icing on the cake. they're gonna have one hell of an akward holiday season in that family.
 
  by: manilaryce     12/15/2005 11:41 AM     
  ewwww  
 
Is cybering with your mom incest? lol.

This is funny funny stuff, ahahahaha.
 
  by: koultunami     12/15/2005 11:50 AM     
  lol  
 
so did he get any?
 
  by: groomsy     12/15/2005 12:06 PM     
  heh  
 
i am glad it wasnt where i live

Marseilles, Illinois lol
 
  by: groomsy     12/15/2005 12:08 PM     
  the only  
 
thing that would have made this story better was if it was his dad on the computer.
 
  by: RoBBoB     12/15/2005 02:32 PM     
  OMFG <vomits>  
 
Its lucky the rendezvous wasn't darker and more passionate - ergh, I don't want to go there.......<shudders>.
 
  by: Flashby     12/15/2005 03:55 PM     
  Oedipus Rex online  
 
That is so funny and so wrong!
That should put both of 'em off of online dating for at least a week.
Maybe junior can hook up with his grandmother next. Or maybe his sister...
 
  by: zpravodajec     12/15/2005 04:37 PM     
  Trying to get on Oprah...  
 
I SERIOUSLY doubt the veracity of this "story".

Sounds far more like a plan to get rich and or famous, or on the Oprah show by coming up with a fatasitcal lie.
 
  by: lobo69   12/15/2005 05:02 PM     
  Oh man... I would so make fun of this guy...  
 
Hey man, you wanna see naked pictures of your mom. Oh, you already have some.
 
  by: tellgar     12/15/2005 05:13 PM     
  It's fake  
 
Umm... did anyone read the article carefully? Look at the top. It's from the Weekly World News-- the most well known and over the top fake tabloid news magazine.
 
  by: Exhumed   12/15/2005 06:36 PM     
  what happened to  
 
only in france.....
 
  by: ganjaman22     12/15/2005 06:55 PM     
  I moved this  
 
to soft news, since it's from WWN. It's a great story, true or not. ;)
 
  by: lurker     12/15/2005 07:10 PM     
  pwnt?  
 
I think so!
 
  by: rapscaLLion   12/15/2005 07:24 PM     
  SERIOUSLY THOUGH  
 
WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

now if thisn't a classic I don't know what is
 
  by: Hugo Chavez     12/15/2005 07:29 PM     
  shes...  
 
married?
 
  by: rmpoppel   12/15/2005 07:36 PM     
  im curious....  
 
what happens after this. ... indeed, ill bet it IS an awkward holiday season this year, and for many after. wonder if they are going to divorce after this one... if they work it out, what sort of counseling is going to be needed to work this out? family rape counselors? .. marriage?
 
  by: elijah4twenty     12/16/2005 12:24 AM     
  im in tears  
 
this story had made my night. awesome.
 
  by: devolver   12/18/2005 06:36 AM     
  lmao  
 
this is great...
 
  by: stonesour025   12/21/2005 08:18 AM     
  What a find!  
 
Excellent story! I laughed my entire ass off!
 
  by: Reporter ©     12/29/2005 06:03 AM     
 
 
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