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01/04/2006 08:19 AM ID: 52070 Permalink   

Judge is Accused of Masturbating in Court

 

Donald Thompson, a retired Oklahoma judge for the second time in one year has been accused of exposing himself in court during trials. A court reporter for Donald Thompson testified that she had seen the judge use a penis pump in live court.[SN reported]

Lisa Foster, the court reporter, also saw him shave his private area during closing arguments during a high profile murder case but was too scared to say anything because she didn't want to lose her job or get him fired.

The Honorable Donald Thompson is facing 41 years in jail if convicted on all 5 counts and will lose his $88,000 pension. Thompson resigned in August of 2004 after this started to surface.

 
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  25 Comments
  
  the penal system at work!  
 
That won't stand up in court! :-)
 
  by: callanish   01/04/2006 08:58 AM     
  All rise!  
 
Its lucky that the judge, while shaving his private area, didn't get the sack there and then! Ouch!!

 
  by: Flashby     01/04/2006 10:49 AM     
  What was he masturbating to?  
 
A picture of Judge Judy?
 
  by: refazk   01/04/2006 03:50 PM     
  Why is the gavel all sticky?  
 
.
 
  by: RunsWithScissors   01/04/2006 04:24 PM     
  wtf???  
 
How can you shave your love muscle in a room full of people and not be noticed?
 
  by: RoBBoB     01/04/2006 05:14 PM     
  Gives A New Meaning  
 
Kinda gives a new meaning to a lyric by the Insane Clown Posse, "who the fu*k is he, he takes sh*ts, fu*ks his old floppy wife, plays with his balls and judges my life." Why do we have judges who will determine the vaule of your life and the vaule of your role in society when look how human they are as well, there is ONLY one judge and will always ONLY be one TRUE judge.
 
  by: juggalotoka   01/04/2006 05:41 PM     
  Dirty euphemisms  
 
Sustained!
Justice is blind (or at least you can go blind...)
He got off easy.
The judge now calls for a 15-minute recess..

LOL
 
  by: BeyondtheTech     01/04/2006 08:51 PM     
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  by: lurker     01/04/2006 09:42 PM     
  maybe he was excited by a hung jury  
 
here cums the judge!
 
  by: manilaryce     01/05/2006 02:12 AM     
  dumb  
 
and a rapist only gets 2 yrs
 
  by: Soccrmastr   01/05/2006 02:16 AM     
  Skeptical  
 
This is all on the say so of one court reporter... ive shaved my old man before, and I tell you, it's not something you want to attempt except in the best lighting and the most stable situations - even the smallest nick stings more than you could ever think possible.
 
  by: lauriesman     01/05/2006 06:43 AM     
  @lauriesman  
 
wow, thanks for the visual. next time try using nair. leave it on for about 30 minutes or it won't work.
 
  by: manilaryce     01/05/2006 07:01 AM     
  1 person claims it so it must be true?  
 
he might be JUST accused you know..
 
  by: starlock   01/05/2006 07:17 AM     
  Penile or penal system?  
 
Perhaps it wasn't the lawyers briefs he was interested in.
 
  by: zpravodajec     01/05/2006 02:56 PM     
  Nair  
 
I read some reports at the time about nair causing sterility
 
  by: lauriesman     01/05/2006 03:21 PM     
  @LM  
 
First off do not use it on your member. I had an incedent with that, and there are warnings all over it.

You are right be very carefull, thats what I dont understand, I mean did he have a razor, a cup of water, some shaving cream?

Of was it just dry and he was shaving .. sdkjfnken

I dont know, there are too many holes in this story.
 
  by: RoBBoB     01/05/2006 03:31 PM     
  How many people actually witnessed it?  
 
They say court reporter is the only witness, but also: "In January 2005, Oklahoma prosecutors charged Thompson with three counts of indecent exposure stemming from similar claims from Thompson's clerk, a trial witness and several jurors."
Why these people are not on a witness list? Or they didn't actually see anything?
 
  by: sharpshooter   01/05/2006 04:04 PM     
  Erm one or two questions....  
 
@lauriesman & RoBBoB - whats with the genital shaving, guys? Spiders legs hanging out beyond your bikini line?? Preparation for self-mutilation??? Please explain so I don't continue to think that you may be a bit freakish ;)
 
  by: Flashby     01/05/2006 05:03 PM     
  Well...  
 
I have found that a lot of girls prefer it, especially if you are a man that enjoys his oral sexual favors. And as that famous man in orgazmo!! It makes you look bigger. ..oo0(which i really need)
 
  by: RoBBoB     01/05/2006 05:08 PM     
  @Flashby  
 
Allow me to explain the shaving in the words of Choder Boy from the movie Orgazmo...

Choder Boy: "Hey want to shave your balls"
Tom Hung: "Why would I do that?"
Choder Boy: "Makes your jhonson look bigger."

And there you have it my good friend.
 
  by: juggalotoka   01/05/2006 05:13 PM     
  @Flashby  
 
Well, I can't answer for anyone else - but until you've gone bare down there, you really wont understand... it feels sublime - like close fitting underwear of the most expensive and luxurious silk :P

Well, you asked!
 
  by: lauriesman     01/05/2006 08:57 PM     
  @lauriesman  
 
Maybe you should just go the whole hog and enroll in Opus Dei - I hear that the shaving of your privates is just a prelude to bigger and better 'sacrifices' with those guys. Personally I find the whole idea of bald genitals pretty horrid, not just to look at but to experience too, although it'd probably make my willie wigs look much funkier. On balance, its not really my bag (no pun intended).
 
  by: Flashby     01/05/2006 09:48 PM     
  @Flashby  
 
Have you tried it? Or is it just the idea?

Either way is fine - the idea of homosexual sex is horrid to me, and I'm definitely not interested in trying it, so I can grok your POV.

WRT Oral sex, yeah I have heard that a lot of girls do like a bald willie. That said, a lot of guys like a bald schmoo too.
 
  by: lauriesman     01/06/2006 03:52 AM     
  Rating  
 
This news is NOT out of date. These are new charges brought against this judge. All such ratings will be removed.
 
  by: lurker     01/06/2006 04:03 AM     
  This judge...  
 
Has nothing on this dude.

http://shortnews.com/...

I say let them play solitaire if it keeps their mind active. Just sitting there staring into space doesn't really keep the mind active.
 
  by: caution2     06/12/2006 10:05 PM     
 
 
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