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07/11/2006 03:17 PM ID: 55628 Permalink   

Paris Hilton Swears off Sex

 

Celebrity partygoer Paris Hilton has stated that she will not be having sex for a year. The starlet hopes the celibacy will help her "rediscover herself." She also stated she thought one night stands were "gross."

Speaking to the press, Hilton said: "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy..."

 
  Source: femalefirst.co.uk  
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  27 Comments
  
  "I'll put all my energy into the guy"  
 
more like he puts it into you,


sorry couldnt resist
 
  by: securityunion     07/11/2006 03:24 PM     
  We care why?  
 
Nothing against the submitter of this article, but seriously why is crap like this even in the news?
 
  by: th1rd3y3   07/11/2006 03:42 PM     
  in related news  
 
trojan condom stock is expected to take a dive for the next year.

are you sure the title shouldn't read "paris hilton swears during sex"?
 
  by: manilaryce     07/11/2006 03:55 PM     
  Now I've heard it all...  
 
"rediscover herself" implies she discovered herself once….yea….right…..which part of herself and how did she lose it?

“one night stands are gross”, yes with Paris I’m sure they are.

Is there an on-line betting pool as to how long this will last?

@manilaryce
not all Trojon condom stock, just the magnums.
 
  by: valkyrie123     07/11/2006 04:36 PM     
  Valk  
 
LOL @ Now i've heard it all!
I love her speeches... i mean who (that famous and of her age) would use the word "gross" as a description??!!
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     07/11/2006 04:44 PM     
  Damn, I'm about an hour late  
 
reading this story..guess it no longer applies ^_^
 
  by: jediman3     07/11/2006 05:42 PM     
  Heh  
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the number of STD's in her area has a 5% decrease or so :P
 
  by: Wakers   07/11/2006 06:56 PM     
  its just another attempt to get  
 
back on the celebrity front page.
 
  by: JocKstEelUk   07/11/2006 06:57 PM     
  Hmm  
 
Maybe she should try living in a bubble like David Blaine did, that way everyone will know she's holding true to her promise! It would be more entertaining than Blaine too.
 
  by: caution2     07/11/2006 07:32 PM     
  teehee  
 
I think she might be trying to go after a priest. Little does she know, they like little boys.
 
  by: s0n0fagun   07/11/2006 07:57 PM     
  great  
 
I see a movie in the making
 
  by: StaticFlux   07/11/2006 08:09 PM     
  What a crock.  
 
"Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy..."

...and then, like, another guy buys me a drink and it's SOOOO hard to start all over again!

Can she just skip to the tragic celebrity traffic fatality already?
 
  by: MomentOfClarity     07/11/2006 08:15 PM     
  I Sweare no sex for a year.  
 
Five Minuets Later in the bedroom.

Oh baby, Oh baby...
 
  by: imbyjam   07/11/2006 08:34 PM     
  Give her a break guys  
 
60 seconds sound good? (.)(.)
 
  by: CheesyBiscuits   07/11/2006 11:43 PM     
  ugh...  
 
Why is she famous? I mean, what does she do anyway? We are all dumber, for having read this article.
 
  by: barryman9000   07/12/2006 12:49 AM     
  Ridiculous!  
 
If what she is saying is true, then good for her. But why does she need to tell the media? Oh wait, it's because she's an attention whore. She doesn't earn her money the proper way - she gets paid to party. What a waste.
 
  by: clk630   07/12/2006 12:58 AM     
  I think she already broke her promise.  
 
She just f*#ked everyone that read this article out of 3 minutes of their life.
Was it good for you?
 
  by: valkyrie123     07/12/2006 02:01 AM     
  Mmm  
 
Paris Hilton
Olsen Twins
Tom Cruise

A: People who defy Charles Darwin theory of natural selection...hiyo
 
  by: Mr-Anderson   07/12/2006 03:13 AM     
  And  
 
we care because why? It's obvious that this woman, I use this term lightly, is staving for attention.

I declare Shenanigans. Everbody run and get your brooms.
 
  by: chaoticvengeance     07/12/2006 03:22 AM     
  Hahahahahahaha....  
 
...oh man i needed a good laugh.
 
  by: Drudge   07/12/2006 04:58 AM     
  woo freakin' hoo  
 
I'm 22 and never had sex. I must be newsworthy! Honestly, who cares if she's having sex or not?

(nothing against the poster, good article, but it's sad that the source would find this something worth publishing)
 
  by: EyraGarou   07/12/2006 02:08 PM     
  Scary  
 
I hope she doesn't look too hard to rediscover herself. Because if she is unfortunate enough to be successful she will discover that she is a mindless vacuous narcissistic bitch who embodies all of the worst qualities of being a young American girl. She is truly a nothing person whose only abilities in life appear to be squandering millions of dollars, dancing in a night club while drinking, and being a truly ghastly role model for teenage girls.

She could have been learning from birth to take over the family business. Instead she sells herself on her ignorance and stupidity.

If she does find herself during this year of self imposed abstinence, she is going to be seriously disappointed.
 
  by: ZCT     07/12/2006 02:25 PM     
  @ZCT  
 
LMAO you are so right. I do have to place a lot of the blame on her parents for not grooming her from birth to take over the family business. Did they think they would live forever? They must take a large portion of the responsibility for spoiling Paris rotten instead of training her in the art and science of big business. It’s too late for the Hilton Empire now. If you own stock you might want to consider selling before it is too late.
 
  by: valkyrie123     07/12/2006 04:51 PM     
  @ZCT  
 
Ok, I'm sitting by you from now on! *grin*
 
  by: EyraGarou   07/12/2006 11:21 PM     
  Ignorance is bliss  
 
I do hope she reads these comments.
 
  by: siltek_1   07/13/2006 10:19 PM     
  Ironic?  
 
She's in the spotlight for swearing off the very thing that first put her in the spotlight.

I don't see this happening. I think there will be a "Paris Hilton: Sex Tape III" floating around the internet before long.
 
  by: CArnold     07/13/2006 10:19 PM     
  feel sorry  
 
I cant understand why people live in such complicated life style.
One thing is true "simple people simple life" - but all people are not simple.
 
  by: harishsn   04/19/2010 12:41 AM     
 
 
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