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07/14/2006 02:17 PM ID: 55691 Permalink   

Chicken Lays Egg with "Allah" Inscribed


A chicken in a village in Kazakhstan has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on the shell, according to state media. The inscription was confirmed by a mosque, which said the word was "Allah" in Arabic.

Farmer Bites Amantayeva said once the news was broken that "We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad." Sunni Islam is the prominent religion in Kazakhstan, a scarcely populated Asian nation.

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pickled egg!
  by: DarkAngelJG     07/14/2006 02:29 PM     
  foul play  
what no pictures? i wonder if the egg were to hatch, if the chick would be revered as being a god sent chicken.
  by: manilaryce     07/14/2006 02:29 PM     
  LOL @ "god sent chicken"  
or a martyre chicken... hope the farmer gets donations/ support for having such a blessed farm!
People there deserve it!
  by: DarkAngelJG     07/14/2006 02:33 PM     
  Next E-Bay Millionaire?  
Im sure something like this could go for a s*it load of money! but it really is pretty interesting. I wont be suprised if Muslims stop eating chicken as well :)

  by: gauravihm   07/14/2006 02:41 PM     
  Lol beware  
Well at least we are off the cartoons.
  by: Mr-Anderson   07/14/2006 02:42 PM     
  not that interesting  
hell, I can make virgin mary toast every morning... of course, its due to but still, i dont find it remarkable that people have imagination.
  by: wingedpuma     07/14/2006 03:13 PM     
No way! Oh wow...
Um...ok enough sarcasm....are people on crack over there?

Doesn't God say not to worship things like statues and other little things that may bear resemblance to things holy?
  by: jediman3     07/14/2006 03:52 PM     
  No Picture?  
Or would that set them off like the pictures of mohammad.
  by: mav738   07/14/2006 03:58 PM     
  Yea but..  
What does it taste like?

I just crapped a turd that looks like the Virgin Mary having ménage a trois with Mohammad and Buddha (I prefer to offend everyone equally). What is that worth on e-bay? What a load of crap.

The guy wants to keep the egg and thinks it will never go bad. I hope he carries it around in his pocket.
  by: valkyrie123     07/14/2006 04:11 PM     
  Far too much stereotyping  
You guys must realize that there are only a handful of fanatics in the middle east that are giving the muslim world a bad name...

If you guys remember there was that story about a plant pot that had the face of jesus on it and christian's believed it was a good sent message...

The Press needs to be far more responsible about creating a far and accurate picture of people around the world. They need to show both sides of the story, not just nutters.

To Americans here, would you like it if the media in the UK portrayed your country as a bunch of gun-slinging cowboys by portraying (no portaying really need be done..) George Bush as someone who's gonna find those "terrorist killers"?

By the way, why do ppl fear terrorism so much??

Statistics show that there are far more worrying things we should fear like being struck by lightning.. (sarcasm)

But seriously, look at this

It proves that Terrorism is not a great threat.. and it makes you wonder..

It was the "Commies" that were the scapegoat for many years and now it is the terrorists...
  by: ironic   07/14/2006 05:42 PM     
absolutly...if they took pictures then it would be another uprise in the middle east over it...anything the jihadists can find to cause more uproar...and I would be willing to bet that they would blame America no matter what...
  by: xxenom   07/14/2006 06:34 PM     
I don’t like stereotyping any more than the next guy but…
Every time someone comes out with another vision sent by <insert deity here> the nutballs pour out of the woodwork to stare, touch, taste or worship in some insane manner this “gift” from <insert deity here>. In the 80’s some wackjob claimed to have seen the Virgin Mary by staring at the sun at the Mother Cabrini Shrine near Denver. Hundreds of morons checked into the hospitals over the next few months with retina damage after they too stared at sun at the shrine while looking for their long lost sanity. Makes me want to claim I shot myself in the head and saw the Virgin Mary so all the idiots out there will try it. All together now, DARWIN, DARWIN, DARWIN,
BANG! Thank you. Just one second while I check on my million monkeys typing on my million typewriters, I think I have a masterpiece. Nope, false alarm. These people need to get a life. Chalk it up to random chance not divine intervention. Even a blind dog finds a bone occasionally.

I do worry much more about being hit by lightning than being attacked by terrorists. I don’t fish during thunderstorms yet there is nothing I have stopped doing because of terrorist. Besides, the greatest terrorist threat this country faces comes from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC.
  by: valkyrie123     07/14/2006 06:59 PM     
Well said :)


I'm sorry but I dont own a gun, and I'm not out am I a cowboy?
  by: jediman3     07/14/2006 07:20 PM     
Sorry, if you thought I meant that all Americans are gun-slinging cowboys... I didn't mean that at all. Personally, I live in Canada and know that that's not the case.

What I did mean was that Dubya is a gun-slinging cowboy.
  by: ironic   07/14/2006 07:46 PM     
  Matthew 24 vers 26 & 27.  

26Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

27For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Allah on a chicken umm ok.
  by: imbyjam   07/14/2006 08:00 PM     
I think you make a good point, but this topic is not a good case in point because Christianity has been the religion most known for these mundane miracles most recently. The notorious Virgin of the Grilled Cheese, the Virgin of the Overpass Leakage, Jesus in this and Mary in that. There have been a couple of Muslim "signs" lately, as well, but I think the Christians have really been the butt of jokes and stereotypes for it.
  by: MomentOfClarity     07/14/2006 10:06 PM     
  Coming soon  
  by: walter3ca   07/14/2006 10:15 PM     
What's the difference between an egg with 'Allah' on it, a piece of cloth with a religious figure out it or a face on the moon?
Nothing, its just all fanaticism. Or wishful thinking perhaps..
  by: cbuilding   07/14/2006 11:16 PM     
  Yeah right!  
Chicken Lays Egg with "Turd" Inscribed. LOL...Whats the difference? Look at the clouds in the sky, I saw a cloud that resembled the virgin mary spreading her legs a few weeks back. You get my point. Not intended for the Poster, just the person who inscribed the word on the egg.
  by: slayer06   07/15/2006 03:19 AM     
what if a danish pig has the word allah in arabic on it???
  by: DREKK   07/15/2006 08:02 AM     
  yeah right holmes!  
My B.S. meter just went off the scale!
  by: cavador   07/15/2006 04:27 PM     
"26Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

27For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be."

What the heck does that gibberish mean? And what does it have to do with an Allah egg?
  by: Lurker     07/15/2006 05:26 PM     
  All i can say is...  
...yet another terrorist chicken.
  by: Drudge   07/16/2006 01:03 AM     
  It came out of a cloaca.  
Maybe the writing is a random trace of chicken excrement. It's not something to be proud about. God's name came out of a cloaca.
  by: kremens     07/16/2006 11:52 AM     
  Chicken "Allah" King anyone? n/t  
  by: bluraven64   07/16/2006 02:29 PM     
haha. do you believe in that crap. Religion is only there to control mass amounts of people. We are inherently bad (hunters). But just because people don’t believe in that, doesn't make them bad people.

Are we not in a time where religion should not control us anymore? the 21st century. have we not evolved enough to know what is wrong and right.

One word, indoctrination! i met some huri krishna's. All they do the whole damn day is sing a stupid song and try and focus there attention on the "holly god" and convince themselfs by convincing others - meanwhile life passes them by.

Please. i am so much more happy, not to mention good / better person for not "believing". I am free! free to decide my fate.

(if you are reading this and wondering if you need to "believe" - start reading stuff about (historical) philosophy and basic psychology (+ look into quantum physics) - and most important decide for yourself!)

one other thing. Do not be fooled by your emotions. They control everything we hear, see and believe even so called “visions”. Religion is based on very strong emotions (death, love, fear, you name it).

for the rest: the Chicken has spoken, and thy shalt not do otherwise.
  by: siltek_1   07/16/2006 11:38 PM     
  Come on  
Come on then let's CRACK ON...
  by: djgaz1   07/17/2006 02:51 PM     
  Allah is a chicken?  
Ah-- Kazhaks are a wild mix of former-soviet political-immigrants (a.k.a. deportees), far east Asians, and others....

one of my best friends (my band-mate) grew up there.... they smoke too much pot there. Truth.
  by: theironboard     07/17/2006 10:30 PM     
  People see...  
what they want to see and try to entice people into believing the same. I wonder if the chicken was muslim and prayed real hard to lay that BIG egg!
  by: aysos   07/19/2006 11:05 AM     
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