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08/04/2006 10:49 PM ID: 56123 Permalink   

Beachgoer's Testicles Freed From Chair


Mario Visnjic was returning from a nude dip in the sea at Croatia's naturist resort Valalta, when he managed to trap his testicles in the frame of the deckchair in which he sat.

Visnjic managed to contact maintenance workers at the resort on his cell phone, who had to end up cutting his chair in half in order to free him.

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ASSESS this news: BLOCK this news. Reason:
im a woman and that made me cringe
  by: mikkitaz   08/04/2006 11:32 PM     
That brings a tear to the eye. Particularly the bit about a very sharp cutting device getting that close. eek!
  by: ixuzus     08/05/2006 03:29 AM     
why is this news?
  by: starlock   08/05/2006 04:52 PM     
  one hung low  
This is news because it's entertaining. I was relieved
to see the writer showing restraint and not going
into too much detail.
  by: Rongbuk   08/28/2006 07:04 PM     
Where did he keep the cell phone??
  by: 1sicpuppy   08/29/2006 10:06 PM     
  What The-!?  
He broke Shortnews! How'd he do that?
  by: theironboard     09/16/2006 06:43 PM     
  And I  
fixed it. ;)
  by: lurker     09/16/2006 07:32 PM     
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