Four employees at a Pizza Hut in Essex got so fed up with a ghost that has been knocking boxes over and hiding their kitchen utensils, that they decided to call in Ray Kumar, a psychic. "There is certainly something here," he said.
According to manager Vicky Cooksey, "It's definitely not human." She added that its gender isn't clear, but is about 5'8". The apparition has also been seen by the stairwell, and the toilet.
I remember hearing about a haunted Pizza Hut in Centereach, LI not too long ago, here is a link: http://www.lioddities.com/ Looks like some cravings carry on to the other side lol
trying to get up.. falling back down..!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. OH I haven't laughed this hard in years!!!!! Whew.. Xcuse me.. ahem.. er.. gender not known??
which bathroom is it visting?? ha ha ha..
yeah the psychic says.. THERE CERTAINLY is something here.. yea..sure is.. he smells "MONEY"!!!
five foot eight? !! No comment!!
I won't dare ask how they figured that one out!!
My hatz off to Caution2 for this one.. best article I have read in ages. man I have never laughed like that in years. oh . it hurts.!! whew!!
Reminded me of a Phil Hendrie sketch where "psychologist" Jim Sadler grilled a caller that said she saw a ghost at the foot of her bed.
"At what point did you indicate to the ghost you wanted him to get into bed with you? Did you invite him, psychically? Can you tell me if what you were wearing was sheer, see-through in any way? Was the ghost shapely? Did you find the ghost to be alluring? Did you find the experience to be erotic in any way? Did you not say he was noticeably aroused, a disformation of the clothing? Did the ghost attempt to communicate with you? Did he use hand signals? Did he give you the finger?"
