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10/01/2006 01:27 AM ID: 57340 Permalink   

Ghost Causes Havok at Pizza Hut

 

Four employees at a Pizza Hut in Essex got so fed up with a ghost that has been knocking boxes over and hiding their kitchen utensils, that they decided to call in Ray Kumar, a psychic. "There is certainly something here," he said.

According to manager Vicky Cooksey, "It's definitely not human." She added that its gender isn't clear, but is about 5'8". The apparition has also been seen by the stairwell, and the toilet.

 
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  13 Comments
  
  Another haunted pizza hut?  
 
I remember hearing about a haunted Pizza Hut in Centereach, LI not too long ago, here is a link:
http://www.lioddities.com/...

Looks like some cravings carry on to the other side lol
 
  by: cyberbytli   10/01/2006 02:15 AM     
  Not Human?  
 
Then what is it a ghost of? A 5 Foot 8 gorilla? :D
 
  by: Wakers   10/01/2006 02:29 AM     
  heh  
 
it still has a gender if its a gorilla

lol

 
  by: groomsy     10/01/2006 02:36 AM     
  ROTFLMAO  
 
trying to get up.. falling back down..!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. OH I haven't laughed this hard in years!!!!!
Whew.. Xcuse me.. ahem.. er.. gender not known??

which bathroom is it visting?? ha ha ha..

yeah the psychic says.. THERE CERTAINLY is something here.. yea..sure is.. he smells "MONEY"!!!

five foot eight? !! No comment!!

I won't dare ask how they figured that one out!!

My hatz off to Caution2 for this one.. best article I have read in ages. man I have never laughed like that in years. oh . it hurts.!! whew!!

 
  by: majikimaje     10/01/2006 02:37 AM     
  also  
 
what did the toilet say to the gorilla?
 
  by: groomsy     10/01/2006 02:37 AM     
  Heh  
 
Reminded me of a Phil Hendrie sketch where "psychologist" Jim Sadler grilled a caller that said she saw a ghost at the foot of her bed.

"At what point did you indicate to the ghost you wanted him to get into bed with you? Did you invite him, psychically? Can you tell me if what you were wearing was sheer, see-through in any way? Was the ghost shapely? Did you find the ghost to be alluring? Did you find the experience to be erotic in any way? Did you not say he was noticeably aroused, a disformation of the clothing? Did the ghost attempt to communicate with you? Did he use hand signals? Did he give you the finger?"
 
  by: caution2     10/01/2006 02:56 AM     
  Probably a customer  
 
that died of starvation waiting on their order.

If I was Vicky Cooksey' area/regional manager I'd probably be looking to replace Vicky Cooksey ...
 
  by: AccessG     10/01/2006 05:29 AM     
  The ghost was heard to have said  
 
"Whhhy are you eating in Pizza huuuut, it's shiiiiiit, wooooooooooo"
 
  by: koultunami     10/01/2006 01:30 PM     
  Centerreach Pizza Hut  
 
That pizza hut is like 15 minutes from my house... Sick
 
  by: ToofDogger     10/01/2006 06:35 PM     
  Who ya gonna call?!  
 
Ghostbusters!!
 
  by: StarShadow     10/01/2006 06:51 PM     
  Mmm Right In Time For  
 
Halloween, a bit of a coincidence, wouldn't you say.
 
  by: captainJane     10/02/2006 02:33 AM     
  Gee  
 
Gee, I just don't know what happened...
...We sprayed for ghosts just last week.
 
  by: VermiciousG     10/02/2006 02:39 PM     
  Probably a customer???  
 
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  by: accessg_is_a_w**ker   10/12/2006 01:42 AM     
 
 
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