After writing “Kip Hawley is an idiot” on a plastic bag containing his toiletries, Ryan Bird was detained by airport authorities as a suspected danger to the rest of the idiots on the flight.
A supervisor was called after a screener saw the comment and told Mr. Bird, "You can't write things like that."
After a 25 minute investigation over the validity of the comment, which included a police background check, Mr. Bird was deemed to be a harmless idiot and was released.