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10/18/2006 07:14 PM ID: 57708 Permalink   

Man Nails Testicle to Roof


An Austrian roofer met with a nasty accident when he slipped on the job and ended up nailing his wedding tackle to the roof.

August Voegl (59) "shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and so was "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof" according to Ananova.

August was airlifted to hospital and is said to be "recovering well" after being separated from the building by emergency medics.

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  by: theironboard     10/18/2006 07:25 PM     
"An Austrian roofer met with a nasty accident when he slipped on the job and ended up nailing his wedding tackle to the roof.That cracked me up with laughter.

Poor guy. :(
  by: captainJane     10/18/2006 07:38 PM     
This is why I'm glad I quit my roofing job. Poor guy now he's only got one ball left.
  by: Stryc9   10/18/2006 07:40 PM     
Sorry to shout, but that hurt!

I can feel his pain, in fact I'm still cringing.

Well, at least he can always get neutilces.

Although I wonder if they'd break up a set and sell just one?
  by: Zpravodajec     10/18/2006 07:54 PM     
"This is why I'm glad I quit my roofing job."

You saw this kind of accident coming?!? :p
  by: andyt   10/18/2006 08:02 PM     
  i bet the pain experienced  
was excruciating
  by: JocKstEelUk   10/18/2006 08:03 PM     
Hugo that was great, I needed a good laugh but...NO PICS? I have a roofing nailer and a digital camera, anybody got the balls to volunteer?
  by: Valkyrie123     10/18/2006 08:34 PM     
  wdf valk?  
why would you wanna see pics? like i have to admit its funny as hell but still why would you wanna see a anthor mans balls
  by: maryjane <5   10/18/2006 08:50 PM     
  @ maryjane <5  
Because they're attached to a building! It'd be hilarious!!
  by: dook   10/18/2006 10:41 PM     
  I've heard of...  
Balls to the Wall...but the roof? Come on!
  by: senriquez   10/18/2006 10:48 PM     
  To bad he didnt nail anything else  
He could have had a wiffle bat to go with his new wiffle balls!
  by: slavefortheman     10/18/2006 10:54 PM     
  Holy Ball-Nails Batman!  
I'm glad to hear that he's "recovering well" but good
god! That'd be quite a story for him to tell though! ". .
well i can top that! I once had my left nut nailed to the
roof of a house with a nail gun! Beat that!"
  by: Bob Shinoski   10/18/2006 11:07 PM     
  LOL @ IronBoard & Zpravodajec !!  
  by: DarkAngelJG     10/19/2006 12:45 AM     
this is so unbelievably uncool.
  by: hamstertube   10/19/2006 02:44 AM     

What are we like laughing about that poor man.
  by: captainJane     10/19/2006 06:15 AM     
  Aww Nuts!  
  by: zmethod     10/19/2006 07:42 AM     
  What's the chance  
It's funny that here in South Africa, "Voel" is slang for wedding tackle... August "Voegl"
  by: Titus8005   10/19/2006 09:05 AM     
One man has his nads nailed to the roof, who is this other man you speak of? Maybe you think us women are supposed to be quite, soft spoken and non-opinionated? Keep thinking.
  by: Valkyrie123     10/19/2006 01:54 PM     
  What he really needed

This guy takes a baseball to the jewels and records it. =)
  by: thegreatgonzo     10/19/2006 05:45 PM     
sorry my bad =( thought you were a guy. kinda scared me
  by: maryjane <5   10/19/2006 09:10 PM     
  Too funny!  
Anybody got this guys email, lmao?
  by: lghtning4u   10/20/2006 04:53 AM     
Least we can say he HAD the balls to get the job done.
  by: morph   10/20/2006 08:06 AM     
That’s ok, I thought you were an idiot, sorry my bad, kinda scared me. LOL

Do gays scare you? I know lots of them and they are harmless and very nice people. Get out of the shell and go meet a few. They don’t bite…unless your request it.

PS: I know lots of idiots too, some of them do scare me.
  by: Valkyrie123     10/20/2006 01:57 PM     
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