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11/09/2006 12:59 PM ID: 58224 Permalink   

Anal Fireworks Prank Leaves Man Hospitalised

 

A 22-year-old man is currently in hospital after apparently trying to launch a rocket firework from his rectum. It's thought the man was trying to recreate a stunt from Jackass: The Movie.

Unfortunately, even though the prank caused mass hysterical laughter as recorded on a spectator's camera phone, the man himself was admitted to Sunderland Royal Hospital suffering some internal injuries, including a scorched colon.

Ambulance crews arrived on the scene after a 999 call informed them that the man had taken a firework in his rear end and it was bleeding.

 
  Source: www.guardian.co.uk  
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  The BBC...  
 
Have picked this up to:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/...
 
  by: spacechimp     11/09/2006 03:35 PM     
  OUCH!!  
 
I'm thinking that this person should not breed..
 
  by: StarShadow     11/09/2006 03:55 PM     
  ouch  
 
what an asshole ... Horrific internal injuries doesnt sound good. Wonder if he got roasted nuts with that.

In other news sales of Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket sales are up.

Anyone got a link for the video? lol.
 
  by: AccessG     11/09/2006 05:16 PM     
  OMG WHAT A RETARD!!!! LMAO  
 
Fireworks were banned in my area this year(chilliwack BC)because of retards like this guy, I had to drive 45 mins out of town just to get some, but it was worth it, man i wish i could have seen tha tloser light his a**hole on fire.lol
 
  by: chrisharbin   11/09/2006 05:22 PM     
  @spacechimp  
 
Excellent find. Where can I see the video the guy recorded? He will probably be poopin in a bag from now on. The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity and this guy just put stupidity over the top.
 
  by: Valkyrie123     11/09/2006 05:29 PM     
  @Valkyrie  
 
I honestly don’t know. But its more common than you'd expect. Had a search on YouTube and found this posted just 3 days ago

http://www.youtube.com/...

Not convinced it’s the guy in question though. They don’t have the distinctive North East/Geordie accent.
 
  by: spacechimp     11/09/2006 06:15 PM     
  Thats retarded  
 
I just can't fathom the thought process that makes someone want to shove explosives up their butt ...on a side note I'm pretty sure "Unfortionatly" is misspelled
 
  by: koenig32   11/09/2006 09:39 PM     
  Fixed the typo  
 
Thanks!
 
  by: Lurker     11/09/2006 10:10 PM     
  Sunderland Idiot  
 
Hi, the link on this page is not the correct one the right link is below, the link is long but its the correct one. I live in the North East and downloaded this to my phone a few days ago. Just copy the link to your browser.
Cheers
Tynesider
http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/...
 
  by: Tynesider   11/12/2006 09:00 PM     
 
 
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