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12/01/2006 08:31 AM ID: 58649 Permalink   

Thanksgiving Day: Man Attempts to Stuff Wife into Oven

 

A Georgia man is in custody facing multiple charges after an argument with his wife Thanksgiving night went horribly awry. 31-year-old Martin Jackson was quarreling with his 29-year-old wife, in front their two children.

At some point, the man had enough. Apparently the oven wasn't housing a turkey, so he promptly grabbed his flailing wife and tried to violently stuff her into the oven. Police say that the oven was on at the time, though the woman was able to escape.

Police were summoned immediately, who began to search for the man. They located him at his mother's nearby home, reportedly hiding under the bed. He now faces charges of aggravated assault and battery, cruelty to children and marijuana possession.

 
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  13 Comments
  
  Marijuana posession?  
 
He must have had a serious case of the munchies
 
  by: daniel2508     12/01/2006 01:58 PM     
  @daniel2508  
 
No. He was just demonstrating the sychotic effects that weed has on the brain.
 
  by: f3nd3r   12/01/2006 02:53 PM     
  .  
 
psychotic*
 
  by: f3nd3r   12/01/2006 02:53 PM     
  You're kidding right?  
 
I can't tell whether that last comment was tongue-in-cheek
 
  by: barryriley   12/01/2006 02:55 PM     
  Obviously  
 
He wasn't high on the devil weed, because if he was, he'd have beaten her to death with a frying pan, as is the norm.
 
  by: erasedgod   12/01/2006 03:29 PM     
  yes...  
 
blame the weed. Weed and video games!

You know hitler smoked weed and played pong.
 
  by: Emp3r0r     12/01/2006 03:30 PM     
  wtf Mr. Jackson?  
 
This man, obviously, is made of idiot.

@Emp3r0r:
Hilter only played beer pong. And sometimes beer tennis.
 
  by: Rough Ian     12/01/2006 05:06 PM     
  haha  
 
please i've been stoned for the past 10 years and i've only cooked 3 people...

 
  by: dook   12/01/2006 05:19 PM     
  idiot  
 
ya'know, if I just tried to stuff my wife in the oven and I was running from the cops, I would try to get rid of anything illegal before cowering underneath my mother's bad.
 
  by: confed   12/01/2006 05:41 PM     
  Question  
 
What is the average cooking time per pound is it for a wife?
 
  by: RunsWithScissors   12/01/2006 09:29 PM     
  depends...  
 
on what kinda texture... I like them well done so about 10 mins a pound... Fatty's can make a day of it... :)
 
  by: dook   12/01/2006 09:59 PM     
  im guessing  
 
she had a Turkey Neck.
 
  by: jocksteeluk   12/02/2006 08:32 AM     
  m jackson is the turkey:  
   
  by: stop4trains   12/03/2006 02:13 PM     
 
 
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