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12/27/2006 02:04 PM ID: 59172 Permalink   

Farting Turtle Sets Off Fire Alarm After Eating Brussels Sprouts

 

A turtle at the Sea Life Centre in Weymouth set off emergency alarms after eating brussels sprouts when it's flatulence created bubbles so big they splashed a sensor. Marine biologist Sarah Leaney raced to the aquarium only to find everything quiet.

"When I got there, all seemed fine. I looked at the tube containing the sensor and saw a turtle beneath it. As I watched, a few large bubbles emerged from beneath him and rose to the surface next to the tube," she said.

"I realised what must have happened. We like to give all our animals a treat at Christmas and sprouts are a really healthy choice for sea turtles. But they do produce similar side-effects to those experienced by humans who eat too many sprouts."

 
  Source: www.dailyrecord.co.uk  
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  AHhahahahah...  
 
very good story
 
 by: tiggyfiggy   12/27/2006 02:15 PM     
  haha  
 
very funny. but i think when you rewrite a story try to use your own words
 
 by: Rachel1085     12/27/2006 02:22 PM     
  @Rachel1085  
 
The first paragraph is completely rewritten in my own words. The second two paragraphs contain a quote which by definition must be word-for-word. However if you check you'll find the way I have handled the quote is slightly different to the source. I can show you examples of summaries by current ShortNews admin where quotes are the substance of two paragraphs. However if you still have a problem I suggest you take it up with Lurker.
 
 by: ixuzus  SuperVisor   12/27/2006 03:07 PM     
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ok sorry nevermind then. but the story is funny
 
 by: Rachel1085     12/27/2006 08:00 PM     
  What  
 
a great story to wake up to(morning here in OZ 7.20a.m) It has just made my day, still laughing at the thought of it and I will be all day! Thanks Ixuzus!
 
 by: sleeky     12/27/2006 09:22 PM     
  Similar thing happened to me...  
 
One day at my friends house, his dog (a very naughty Shiba Inu) released a gas bubble so foul it set off his smoke detector. We nearly passed out from the combination of choking and laughing our butts off.
 
 by: theavenger8     12/27/2006 09:44 PM     
 
 
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