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01/15/2007 01:10 AM ID: 59504 Permalink   

Men Flock to Bulgaria to Purchase "Breast-Boosting Beer"


Following Bulgaria's accession to the European Union and the consequent abolition of customs duties men from all over Europe are flocking to the country to purchase Bulgarian Boza beer for their wives and girlfriends.

Boza beer is said to increase breast size and is made from yeast and fermented wheat flour. It is becoming a popular item in bars and shops across Europe as customers seek the benefits reportedly offered by the beverage.

Klaus Smith, an Austrian ski resort owner, said, "I had heard of Boza before but it was always so expensive once the tax was added. But now that's gone I'm going to start offering the drink to my apr├Ęs-ski customers."

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that this will happen is if women put on more weight by drinking too much of that stuff. What an advertising ploy though. Good one!
  by: sleeky     01/15/2007 03:00 AM     
  wheat beer  
Is normally quite sweet and fruity and often popular with women. Subtract the hops and this would probably be overly sweet for my taste.

How this very weak beer (1% abv according to Wikipedia) would enhance breast size though, I don't know...
  by: jendres     01/15/2007 03:26 AM     
if this stuff worked there'd be a lot of men with man boobs in Bulgaria.
  by: youreoverhere   01/15/2007 03:51 AM     
  Eye of the be(er)holder  
If I drink enough Pabst most girls have really nice boobs.
  by: chaos goblyn   01/15/2007 04:23 AM     
  I Agree With Sleeky  
This could only packs on the pounds not enhance breasts.
A great way to sell though.

Can anyone pick me a six pack up please. :P
  by: captainJane     01/15/2007 01:53 PM     
wouldnt drinking normal beer make breasts grow? the fatter a lady is the larger her breasts?
  by: koultunami     01/15/2007 03:04 PM     
You drink enough beer and you don't care, or can tell, what kinda boobs... wheeee!

Hence the term 'Beer Goggles'.
  by: theironboard     01/15/2007 08:20 PM     
  Imagine being...  
breastfed beer instead of milk, from you g/f,partner,wife's bosoms *sigh*
  by: zmethod     01/15/2007 11:04 PM     
  maybe they could add estrogen  
that oughta bloat up the boobage.
  by: midgica   01/16/2007 07:26 AM     
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