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01/25/2007 04:32 AM ID: 59755 Permalink   

Mozart the Iguana May Lose One of His Penises

 

An iguana named Mozart who resides at the Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium may have to have his penis amputated because he still has an erection from a session with a female iguana six days ago.

Zoo spokesperson Enid Balemans said that Mozart would see the vet on Thursday and other treatment options were still being sought. She said the lizard did not appear in pain but "I imagine that if you are a man and you look at Mozart it hurts."

Even if the worst happens and an amputation is deemed necessary Mozart will not lose his reproductive options - male iguanas come with a second penis.

 
  Source: www.int.iol.co.za  
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  This  
 
is one of the most disgusting stories I've ever read. :(
 
  by: fballer23   01/25/2007 04:44 AM     
  What?  
 
Just show him a picture of Mrs. Clinton and it will go away...

Or put him back with the female

Or give him some kind of blood thinner
(if that works for cold blooded reptiles I dunno)
 
  by: Mr_dudeman   01/25/2007 05:10 AM     
  I think that I would rather have my penis cut off  
 
than to have to look at Hillary.
 
  by: walter3ca   01/25/2007 09:05 AM     
  What NO PIC!  
 
I really wanted to see an Iguana sporting a woody. He has a second penis? Men are so inadequate. You guys are only half the man this iguana is. In baseball they call that a double header. Double your pleasure, double your fun. I wonder why it got stuck, didn’t she satisfy him….or did she satisfy him too well?
 
  by: Valkyrie123     01/25/2007 02:54 PM     
  Oh yea  
 
"Men are so inadequate." Thank you. Yes we are, especially when "did she satisfy him too well?"

You are a woman. Can you enlighten us please?
 
  by: kinko     01/25/2007 03:03 PM     
  @kinko  
 
Only if you want pics.
 
  by: Valkyrie123     01/25/2007 09:44 PM     
  There is a God  
 
This site has video of the iguana sporting his woody. It looks so sad, and so does the iguana. http://news.yahoo.com/...
 
  by: Valkyrie123     01/26/2007 02:20 PM     
  @Valk  
 
Please no pics...ooopps, to late i clicked it, saw the video and there he was. Prince Charles sitting with the vet. Was it??
 
  by: kinko     01/26/2007 02:26 PM     
  @ fballer  
 
disgusting? maybe you are a guy!
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     01/27/2007 10:47 PM     
 
 
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