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01/30/2007 02:52 PM ID: 59867 Permalink   

Man Marries Himself

 

39-year-old Liu Ye from Zhuhai city, China has married himself in front of more than 100 guests at a traditional courtyard. He, and the foam cut-out of himself in a red bridal dress, were attended by one bridesmaid and one groomsman.

On the way out he bowed to the ancestors and to senior guests in return for blessings. Lui denies being gay but says he could be "a bit narcissistic" according to local media reports.

"There are many reasons for marrying myself, but mainly to express my dissatisfaction with reality," Lui said. "This marriage makes me whole again. My definition of marriage is different from others."

 
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Is she called PALMela? (couldn't help it) If so, one way or the other, she is a no good 5 digit biatch. We are all married to her.

She never complains though. <joke>
 
 by: kinko     01/30/2007 03:04 PM     
  ....  
 
Gonna lead to nothing but a messy divorce!

So let me get this right, if he sleeps with anyone from now on, will be classed as adultery?


 
 by: spacechimp     01/30/2007 03:19 PM     
  ...  
 
well...I would have thought...technically he's not married to himself...he's married to a cardboard cutout? Or was that simply imagery to represent the utterly pointless occasion.

A union of one. Go him. /sarcasm
 
 by: youreoverhere   01/30/2007 04:59 PM     
  If I was married to myself  
 
I would throw myself out of the house and sue for divorce for half of everything I own on the grounds of sexual abuse and infidelity. B!tch!

 
 by: Valkyrie123     01/30/2007 05:19 PM     
  why!!  
 
Why does this stuff happen, why is it allowed, and why do I insist on reading it?!
 
 by: darkrom666   01/30/2007 07:28 PM     
  We are gathered here to witness  
 
some jerk who finally did the right thing, before he was left all alone.
may no man come between him, until death he does his part.

maybe he did it for the gifts.

if a multiple personality person did this, would it be...polygamy, or just cheating yourself?



 
 by: stop4trains   01/30/2007 10:12 PM     
  So..  
 
Who signed the marriage certificate? I wouldn't have thought a cardboard cut-out could write... or did he sign it twice?.. And either way, is it a still a legal marriage?.. And if he adopted a child, would that child have two fathers, or one?.. And what if he goes to somewhere where homosexuality is illegal and has "sex" with himself? If he was caught, would he be arrested?... And what if he wants a divorce?.. He'd have to get a restraining order to get himself away from himself..

I would have thought the whole marriage thing was a bit redundant though, now that I think about it. I mean, what's the point of promising yourself that you're going to be with yourself forever? Isn't that just kind of a given?

This is tripping me out man...
 
 by: ETT   01/30/2007 10:31 PM     
  @ ETT & spacechimp  
 
...u 2 have tha best commnets so far...lmao...those r all VERY good questions
 
 by: tektraxm   01/30/2007 11:12 PM     
  Well, he has one thing going for him...  
 
Being schizophrenic means never having to dine alone.
 
 by: white albino   01/30/2007 11:21 PM     
  He  
 
shoulda just got himself one of them corpse brides that are all the rage in China. Woulda maybe looked better in that red dress he(?) wore.
 
 by: Krucifier   01/31/2007 05:27 AM     
  and i thought  
 
florida was bad...
 
 by: Phobos_anomaly   01/31/2007 10:50 AM     
  I thought...  
 
Dennis Rodman already did this?
 
 by: beltman713   02/01/2007 01:47 AM     
  WHAT NEXT?  
 
Man marrying man..

Woman marrying woman

Man marrying cow..

Man marrying himself??? WTFF

Donno wats coming next...

How he's gonna have sex wid his partner?? any guess!!! prolly erect his dik and bend it and try to put up his ass.. lol

i bet god will b upset with his adam and eve concept .. lol
 
 by: Bobby_UK   03/11/2007 08:52 AM     
 
 
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