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01/31/2007 02:35 PM ID: 59895 Permalink   

Janet Jackson Rides the Shopping Cart


While on a shopping trip with Missy Elliot, Janet Jackson has demonstrated a major lack of general knowledge concerning some of the items found in a normal grocery store. She later described the event as "so embarrassing".

The singer with an estimated fortune of £75 million started with a shopping trolley, standing on it and riding through the aisles. She later admitted she had mistaken it for a scooter.

Her next revelation came at the checkout where she inquired what the square thing was. It turned out to be a credit card reader. She then expressed surprise that you can pay for groceries using your credit card, much to the amusement of Missy Elliot.

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  urm SUI  
Shopping Under Influence??
"Mistaken it for a scooter"?? right!
  by: baraka     01/31/2007 03:21 PM     
  who cares?  
i'm sure paris hilton doesn't even know the names of 3 supermarkets....

rich people don't have to worry about stuff like that. I would LOVE to have her problem.

"you mean i can check myself out now??? DAMN!!!"
  by: hotrock11     01/31/2007 03:35 PM     
Didn't the Jacksons grow up poor? That's pretty funny either way.
  by: koenig32   01/31/2007 06:09 PM     
  OK, after looking at her picture i have a question  
how can she be sooo skinny yet have a big back side?!
seriously... does she exercise that part only in the gym or what?!
  by: DarkAngelJG     01/31/2007 06:49 PM     
  @Dark ^^^^  
its a blackthang. It usually stays behind, even after you turn the corner, sometimes it waves, with YO Wasssup.
  by: kinko     01/31/2007 06:54 PM     
That is soo ghetto...that it's not even ghetto!

@Kinko, me likes the black girls behind!

  by: chainzsaw   01/31/2007 07:27 PM     
  Janet is no Fair lady!  
LMAO, gotta love those Jackson's. I wish i had that kinda money.
  by: ireland   01/31/2007 09:30 PM     
  I think all the Jackson kids  
are this out of touch with reality, look Wacko Jacko, he calls money 'French Fries'. LaToya was on that cop show that got canceled and seeing her in the small town restaurant was a riot and now this.
  by: Stryc9   02/01/2007 06:18 AM     
  Well she obviously...  
fell off the wagon, thats why she's riding the shopping cart now.

err Zing!
  by: zmethod     02/01/2007 09:07 AM     
  Holy Shit  
What can anyone say about Janet Jackson but, damn woman, you are STUPID.
  by: Jediman3     02/01/2007 05:59 PM     
ppl look in the wrong directions. but gotta have something with you
  by: @ngel   02/06/2007 04:14 PM     
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