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02/04/2007 08:09 AM ID: 59977 Permalink   

Meth Addicts now Using Urine to Get High


Meth addicts and dealers appear to have devised a disgusting new method of administering the illicit substance, and police believe it may be a way of counteracting law enforcement’s crackdown on meth labs.

Instead of producing the substance anew, they actually are collecting the urine of other meth users. One officer opened a locker to find a 50 gallon jug of urine, and when it was analyzed, it was discovered to be spiked.

This is because a meth user will have high residual concentrations of the drug in their urine, which can then be used again for others to get high. One officer said, "...understanding meth and an addict's addiction to it, it doesn't surprise me".

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Getting high off of pee? I think I'll settle for a cold beer.

This goes right up there with the news article that reported 3 million Chinese drink their pee for "better health".
  by: CArnold     02/04/2007 10:02 AM     
  Normal Pee contains......  
Sodium,Magnesium ,saline and a few other chemicals if these are filtered out you have pure water.
In Sydney we have a big problem with water supplies -No ome wants desalinated water nor do they want recycled water.
I think recycled is the lesser of the two evils as it can be processed much
more economically tha desal water as
desal water requires HUGE amounts of electrity to process.
In other countries the can make pure water(from recycled)so clean that they have to put chemicals(sodium,magnesium etc.)back in so it tastes like spring water.
  by: cavador   02/04/2007 02:21 PM     
  In that case..  
I propose that it's time to make urine illegal...
  by: StarShadow     02/04/2007 07:18 PM     
  Tax It  

"I propose that it's time to make urine illegal".

That fits because they can not get tax from ones own urine, Or can they?? That would not surprise me they tax everything else.
  by: philigs     02/04/2007 07:56 PM     
  ancient method  
the siberian shamans used to feed their deers fly agaric mushrooms then drink the pee.

I wouldn't want to drink it though, and especially wouldn't want to reduce it down and smoke it! :P

But hey.. prohibition comes with a cost, and the tax payers foot the bill. If the government can find more things to prohibit, then they get more tax dollars. Ah well..
  by: pornohippy   02/04/2007 08:00 PM     
Not exactly. The government doesn't get a thing from prohibition, except higher enforcement bills and more crime. It's the 'underground' economy that prospers.
  by: StarShadow     02/04/2007 08:04 PM     
I think differently. It leaves the doors open for another false economy, rehab.

Instead of getting arrested for buying and injecting heroin, you are told to buy methadone and use that instead, even though it's a bit more harmful.

That's the kind of thing i mean, nicotine patches for the hard junkies.
  by: pornohippy   02/04/2007 09:11 PM     
  Scooby Snack for Porno  
Fly agaric, aka Amanita Muscaria, aka Soma, aka Berserker
Someone knows their…ermmm…..Chemistry. Viking chiefs would eat these shrooms and then piss into a goblet, the next in line would drink the urine and piss in a goblet and down the line it went. The warriors would go into a berserk rage not feeling any pain and head out to rape and pillage, ahhh, for the good old days. I read a book about this in a little apartment overlooking Main St. in Breckenridge Colorado a long time ago.
  by: Valkyrie123     02/04/2007 10:23 PM     
  never get high on your own supply  
..... brings a whole new dynamic to the phrase
  by: nimmers   02/04/2007 10:39 PM     
  I can see it now ...  
Now this is Panda Piss, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava Piss, different, but equally good. And this is Choco Piss from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce -- those are friend prices -- but this one...
(pointing to the Choco Piss) ...this one's a little more expensive. It's fifty-five. But when you drink it, you'll know where that extra money went.
Nothing wrong with the first two. It's real, real, real, good piss. But this one's a f***in' madman.

Remember, I just got back from Amsterdam.

Am I a n****r? Are you in Inglewood? No. You're in my house. White people who know the difference between good piss and bad piss, this is the house they come to. My piss, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam piss
any ol' day of the f***in' week.

That's a bold statement.

This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a seller's market. Coke is f***in' dead as disco. Piss is comin' back in a big f***in' way. It's this whole seventies retro. Bell bottoms, piss, they're as hot as hell.
  by: l´anglais     02/06/2007 02:45 PM     
I never drank my piss to get a fix of meth. This is just unnecessary
  by: darkrom666   02/06/2007 07:01 PM     
  @ l'anglais  
OMG dude that was AWESOME!!! =)
  by: thegreatgonzo     02/07/2007 09:20 PM     
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