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02/06/2007 02:25 PM ID: 60022 Permalink   

Bush’s Approval Rating Lower than Getting Kicked in the Balls

 

A recent CBS poll has President Bush’s comprehensive approval rating at 28%. He is just 4 points away from former President Nixon’s all time low of 24% and we have faith he can take that crook’s record.

To put this in context, a list of other things with a 28% approval rating included Kelly Osbourne, a wall on the Mexican border, and cottage cheese.

Things with a higher approval rating include Kevin Federline (45%), stepping in dog poo (35%), and getting kicked in the balls (41%).

 
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  40 Comments
  
  How the hell  
 
can being kicked in the balls have an approval rating?

Unless 41% of those that voted were bunny-boiling women :S


oh yeah, get bush out etc etc etc.
 
  by: daniel2508     02/06/2007 03:05 PM     
  Getting kicked in the balls can be...  
 
an incredible turn on for some, just do a google search, plenty of fetish sites around. Now, not as many Bush fetish sites around.
 
  by: Trent Steel   02/06/2007 03:38 PM     
  Hmm  
 
Getting kicked in the sack does NOT imply fetish to me. Not syaing it isnt there, if one can think it, it's on the Interwebbythingy, but, jeez.

"....oh yeah, get bush out etc etc etc...."

lolol
 
  by: Discarded Vet   02/06/2007 03:45 PM     
  hey, he should be proud!  
 
he made it to 2 ratings, his won rating and the mexican wall.
Well done!
/ sarcasm
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     02/06/2007 03:53 PM     
  ...and the rating for...  
 
...kicking Bush in the balls?
 
  by: ozric   02/06/2007 05:40 PM     
  hey  
 
thats unfair to cottage cheese
 
  by: Syoware   02/06/2007 07:06 PM     
  "we have faith"????  
 
"take that crook's"????



....no.
 
  by: hotrock11     02/06/2007 07:35 PM     
  Yeah what the hell?  
 
I like cottage cheese? How is it that cottage cheese has the same approval rating as Bush.
 
  by: Svengali   02/06/2007 08:49 PM     
  @Svengali  
 
I know, it's almost insulting! (To Cottage Cheese that is). No but really, I love the article - very good assessment!
-np-
 
  by: NicPre     02/06/2007 10:56 PM     
  Haha  
 
Funny story, thanks Valk.
 
  by: banshee9898     02/06/2007 11:02 PM     
  A Polls.....  
 
Most polls are absolute slanted non-sense, and most you know it. Why fall for this BS? Who exactly was polled?

Allow me show you:

"Total Republicans" contacted: 272 unweighted and 289 weighted.

"Total Democrats" contacted: 409 unweighted and 381 weighted.

"Total Independents" contacted: 337 unweighted and 348 weighted.

Link: http://www.cbsnews.com/...
 
  by: Le_Creep   02/06/2007 11:03 PM     
  @Le Creep  
 
Actually, you can only do so much to a poll so as to not bias it yourself. You cannot deliberately survey as many declared republicans as Democrats, because that may not be reflective of the sampled group (i.e. America) - you can only sample at random to get a cross-section of the sampled group. Unless you can prove that CBS deliberately sought out Democratic respondents or did anything but call random respondents, you cannot show bias. If you poll 10 commenters here and find 7 were women, would that mean you biased the poll in favor of women? No, it means that more women were polled, and perhaps that is because more women than men comment here. Given the number of people polled by CBS, I would be inclined to think that this, too, is indicative of the makeup of the US right now. With that many people, the chance of an improper sample is low (and no deliberate meddling has been shown). That is also reflected in the margin of error, which they disclose. One reason for the difference is that, considering that Republicans have had it pretty rough the last few years, it might just be that many are forsaking the party label these days. The number of "Independents" certainly seems larger than usual.
 
  by: MomentOfClarity     02/06/2007 11:28 PM     
  Ahh, republicans  
 
Check out Le Creep's link and look at how the percentages change when republicans see the words "terrorism" or "bush administration"(Q21/22 among others). I love it.

Also, in regards to Q75, I feel the dire need to hit approximately 29% of America in the face with a shovel.
 
  by: erasedgod   02/06/2007 11:37 PM     
  This is probably true  
 
I'd know I'd rather be kicked in the balls than have Bush as president.
 
  by: Dark_Stang   02/07/2007 12:25 AM     
  CBS = Commie Bull S**t  
 
Can the same company that paid Dan Rather "Not Tell the Truth" to forge documents about Bush be trusted on a story like this?
 
  by: RushOReilly   02/07/2007 01:14 AM     
  @TrollOReilly  
 
Congratulations on the single stupidest thing ever written on SN.

In fairness, Gallup puts Bush's approval rating at a whopping 32%. A Google of the search words "bush approval rating poll" show a similar trend.

[http://www.google.com/...

Another moron dispatched. Next!
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/07/2007 01:22 AM     
  @vokolokohoko  
 
That's amusing. <deleted by admin>
 
  by: RushOReilly   02/07/2007 01:38 AM     
  @Volkovo  
 
Careful there, yes that ranks high up there, but I don't think it's the stupidest thing ever on SN :P
 
  by: fballer23   02/07/2007 01:45 AM     
  @fballer  
 
You're right, the next one was even worse.
 
  by: jendres     02/07/2007 01:49 AM     
  @fballer23  
 
You're right. I can't believe I didn't realize that this person is a troll sooner, albeit yawningly unfunny and predictable.

And to be fair, the stupidest thing I've ever seen on SN was the claim that "anyone who got cancer brought it on themselves". In fact, it's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, period.
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/07/2007 01:53 AM     
  Troll  
 
You libertard's favorite source in the world, weak-apedia, says "the term is often used to discredit an opposing position, or its proponent, by argument fallacy ad hominem."

From what I recall from junior college, ad hominem is the lowest form of attack. You can't cite facts to beat my argument, so you just call me a troll. Typical of libertard thought, utterly incapable of understanding subtlety.

Next time, why don't you just offer a rational argument to defend your point of view, rather than stooping to the idiocy of the typical leftist loon?
 
  by: RushOReilly   02/07/2007 05:48 AM     
  @TrollOTardly  
 
Yeah, whatever. You're obviously an older user having fun pretending to be a mindless conservatron. We get it. But your act is neither funny nor fresh. Better shuffle off, stage RIGHT, troll.
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/07/2007 06:11 AM     
  @volkova nova  
 
Please stop responding to this person! : ) I know it can be hard ...
 
  by: l´anglais     02/07/2007 06:21 AM     
  @l'anglais  
 
I was sort of hoping to out-troll the troll, but fine. As you wish.

You owe me one, though. ;)
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/07/2007 06:28 AM     
  ...  
 
<deleted by admin>
 
  by: Polaris     02/07/2007 07:14 AM     
  OMG  
 
<deleted by admin>

HAHAHAhahahaha.

Amateurs!
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/07/2007 07:26 AM     
  Do You MInd  
 
I bam not well and just fell off my chair again do to your title.

I demand you stop making me laugh,imediatly. Lmao.

And to be fair, the stupidest thing I've ever seen on SN was the claim that "anyone who got cancer brought it on themselves". In fact, it's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, period.
by: Volkova_Nova
Some idiot wrote a book on such rubbish, I so agree.
 
  by: captainJane     02/07/2007 12:00 PM     
  To the guys disagreeing about the poll...  
 
come on... a kick in the balls' pain wears off after a few minutes... a president wears off after a term or 2. Some men wouldn't mind sacrificing for humanity, hence the popularity of being kicked in the balls!
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     02/07/2007 12:51 PM     
  @darkangel  
 
One can STAND after a few minutes...doesn't mean that the pain doesn't linger for much longer!

Not 8 years, though...and it's not a national kind of pain.
 
  by: MomentOfClarity     02/07/2007 11:55 PM     
  Quite True!  
 
The pain usually lingers for quite a while.
 
  by: StarShadow     02/08/2007 12:04 AM     
  Unfair!  
 
I happen to like cottage cheese. I think this is a conspiracy!!
 
  by: TaraB     02/08/2007 12:11 AM     
  @ starshadow  
 
as MoC said, not 8 years!
would u rather get a kick in the balls or have an extra 8 years?
come on, be honest!
;)=P
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     02/08/2007 12:26 AM     
  @DarkAngel  
 
Well of course it doesn't last 8 years, it does linger for more than just a few minutes though. It's not the kind of pain you forget easily either. Be happy it's something you'll never have to worry about :P lol
 
  by: StarShadow     02/08/2007 12:44 AM     
  Nutcrackers  
 
Those of you volunteering to be kicked in the testicles can PM me any time. I can be a harsh mistress, and will enjoy giving you several swift kicks to the crotch, whether by the toe of my boot or a sharp knee to the groin. My rates are reasonable, and I will treat you like the scum you are. Call me!
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/08/2007 12:53 AM     
  @ star, volkova  
 
star:
i know... i wouldn't be philosophising that much if i had to!
=P
v:
if you get overwhelmed with bookings give me a shout!
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     02/08/2007 01:15 AM     
  @volkova_nova & Dark  
 
Some quick questions before I sign up:

Is the picture in your info you?
Are you the red-head or brunette?
Is the other included in your rates or extra?

@dark: Paying money to be kicked in the balls by a couple women as opposed to paying dearly for 8 more years of Bush? That's an easy call. You'd be rich.
 
  by: erasedgod   02/08/2007 01:22 AM     
  Pt 2  
 
Upon (slightly) further thought, I came to the conclusion that I'd even let Val give me a shot in the boys for one less month of Bush, let alone several years.
 
  by: erasedgod   02/08/2007 01:24 AM     
  @ Volkova and Dark  
 
If you guys get filled up, I can book a few also.
 
  by: TaraB     02/08/2007 01:40 AM     
  This poll is total BS  
 
It has to be because porn got a 28% approval rating too. I mean...who doesnt love porn?

and cottage cheese for that matter

Never trust a poll! ever!
 
  by: Mr_dudeman   02/08/2007 11:27 AM     
  Whoah, one at a time!  
 
Alright - just to settle this once and for all:

The picture on my ID is *not me*, but rather another girl with the name Volkova. I used this picture because I like her attitude. I do have dark hair, though, yes.

Second, while I'm flattered by the number of male SN users who would pay to be kicked in the testicles, I confess I was only joking. Testicle kicking is something I only do when absolutely necessary, and I think most girls here can attest that sometimes a swift kick to the balls is very necessary indeed.
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     02/10/2007 12:14 AM     
 
 
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