Presidential Candidate Promises to Impale George W. Bush if Elected
2008 US presidential candidate Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey has promised that, if the American people elect him president, one of the first things he'll do is have current president George W. Bush Impaled.
The Secret Service has already spoken to him, saying that their job was to protect the president, even when he was out of office. Sharkey asked them if that meant they would defy him if elected. His promise may be covered by the first amendment.
Sharkey, who describes himself as a "satanic vampire candidate", complained that the Secret Service didn't bother to look at his impaling stick. Law professor Neil Richards questioned whether, as a vampire, Sharkey was on the wrong side of the stake.
I finally figured out who Bush reminds me of; Pyrrhus the king of Epris. The war on Iraq is nothing more than an attempt at a pyrric victory. Before all is said and done this man will use all the wealth and resources of this country to get what he wants. For those that are a tad confused think of it as success at any cost.
haha, I thought it was going to be something like a candidate that promises to have legal actions brought against Bush. Not actually freakin' impaling him! lol
Now what would be smart and responsible way to vote would be to pick the candidate that's going to do best the nation;
A Dem who's also a keen businessman. We need to get that economic expansion up and unemployment down again.
Or we can spread the vote on some nutjob who's going to give us a chuckle for the next two months but fracture the voting block and regret it for next term of office under Giuliani.
So, for the last few elections, a population of hundreds of millions has produced the following electoral candidates:
George Bush (and you didn't learn the first time there...) Al Gore John Kerry and a Vampire
Some of the most intelligent people I have met are American... Some of the greatest minds in the world are over there. How come none of them are in politics?!
First off, spearhead: You forgot Nader - a man so egotistical he would rather saddle the US with four more years of a chimpanzee White House than humbly sit out and wait for a slightly less insane administration to take over.
Second, to those of you taking this guy seriously: please! This guy is clearly just trying to shake things up a bit, and make elections more entertaining. He's in no danger of sapping any votes from any of the other candidates - unless Gore or Kerry ran again who, as we all know, have a strong following of fellow zombies.
Lastly, the only true way to kill a vampire is to stab him with a knife soaked in the blood of a dead man, drown him in running water, nail him through the chest to the floor of an earthen grave, or set him on fire and then sprinkle his ashes on the grounds of a church.
Jeez, don't you people know *anything* about science?
Actually I think the best way to kill a vampire is to make it 'greet the dawn'..or you could just bombard it with subliminal messages until it does your bidding..
