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03/28/2007 01:37 AM ID: 61341 Permalink   

Masturbating Woman Kicked Out of Frat House

 

An unknown woman gained entry to the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house, laid down on the couch, and began to masturbate. At the time, the fraternity brothers were in the next room eating dinner.

Once they discovered the woman on the couch masturbating, they asked her to leave. She refused, and continued masturbating for another half hour, at one point talking on a cell phone during the incident.

She eventually left when one of the fraternity brothers called the police. She said her name was Melissa and that she was a student at Eastern Michigan University.

 
  Source: www.michigandaily.com  
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  21 Comments
  
  Omg  
 
This is unbelievable. What sort of nut is this?
 
  by: captainJane     03/28/2007 01:43 AM     
  Shikiko  
 
Figures she'd pick a gay dorm. If college boys don't want her there then she's either ugly or they are gay. Hey. find me her picture.. I'm not gay.. and I might have a couch.. But let's look at the pic first..
 
  by: Shikiko   03/28/2007 01:54 AM     
  umm  
 
jane what sort of guys are these guys? lol
 
  by: groomsy     03/28/2007 02:04 AM     
  @ Shikiko  
 
LOL!

groomsy: would you be interested in such a girl? personally i would be freaked out!
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     03/28/2007 02:28 AM     
  Give that Womb a Broom!  
 
LOL!
 
  by: techrat999     03/28/2007 03:16 AM     
  well I wouldnt do anything with her...  
 
but I might pull up a lawn chair and crack one open.
 
  by: kuhl   03/28/2007 04:18 AM     
  best way to deal with something like this  
 
tell her if she's not going to leave then she's agreeing to be videotaped and put up on the internet. If she doesn't leave, sell the tape.
 
  by: banshee9898     03/28/2007 05:30 AM     
  @banshee9898  
 
You need documentation according to 18 U.S.C. Section 2257
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/...

punishable up to 5 years, a fine or both, who knew?
 
  by: UhThatGuy   03/28/2007 06:08 AM     
  umm....think about it  
 
a woman comes into your house and starts playing w/herself.

I wouldn't touch her w/a 10 foot pole. She probably has a STD and wanted to pass it along.

Thumbs up to the frat boys thinking w/their heads, and not their heads.



Hahahaha @ how many people would be calling for the whole frat to be shut down if they did touch her and she cried rape...yall know yall would be on your keyboards going "CUT OFF THEIR BALLS!!!"
 
  by: hotrock11     03/28/2007 06:30 AM     
  Daddy's Rich Little Prat  
 
Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.
 
  by: kmazzawi     03/28/2007 08:53 AM     
  @kmazzawi  
 
I noticed that, too. Can we take this to mean that at some point, Melissa decided, "You know what? This couch is getting uncomfortable. Think I'll continue button-strumming on that other couch"

?

Ah, the mysteries of life.
 
  by: Volkova_Nova     03/28/2007 09:11 AM     
  They waited 30 minutes  
 
before calling the police...?? Must have needed time to wank..
 
  by: STONE KILEY   03/28/2007 09:46 AM     
  Maybe a dare?  
 
It also says she's a student, perhaps she was doing a psychology experiment, studying people's reactions to perverse situations.
 
  by: caution2     03/28/2007 11:05 AM     
  @caution  
 
how come non of my psychology studying friends did such dares? Oh well,glad they didn't!
But yes, as a student I can say even joking/ dares can be a bit extreme/wild sometimes.
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     03/28/2007 12:50 PM     
  Drugs Are Fun  
 
I bet it was some shitty voyeur porn and there was someone filming her through a window outside the house. And I don't even know how to respond to the "frat guys" calling the police to complain about this.
 
  by: rochesnews   03/28/2007 04:13 PM     
  UhThatGuy  
 
haha,
Thanks for listing the entire law, i never made it a point to look it up before. now that i've read through it, i don't believe it's anything that's going to stop me. Maybe i'm missing something, but i don't see where it says when this documentation must be attained. I was kinna joking anyway...i hope you were too.
 
  by: banshee9898     03/28/2007 04:18 PM     
  She must have been fugly  
 
I've been to several Pike parties at their house near the MTSU campus.

They've always had hotties galore at their parties, and none of the guys seemed gay.
 
  by: CArnold     03/28/2007 06:49 PM     
  Left the best part out in the article  
 
"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.
"
She must have been really gross.

http://www.gazzola.us/...
 
  by: shawn1flog   03/28/2007 07:20 PM     
  crazy guys...  
 
Where is freedom of expression gone !! She has the right to massage whatever body part she wants. Its just another body part. Like you would evict someone for massaging his arm. Next time, guys, just pull up a chair and study the technique.
 
  by: Jayman2000BC   03/29/2007 01:12 PM     
  Thats OK...  
 
she can have my neighbour's couch, hell she can have my neighbours house, ah what the hell she can be my neighbour
 
  by: Zmethod     04/04/2007 09:30 AM     
  @shikko  
 
I want the hard drugs you must take on a regular basis.

That said, can I just say that it's a prudish for them to have kicked her out.

I would have just left her there, sort of as an attraction, or a decoration, something to enliven the place.
 
  by: Bluep     04/07/2007 07:08 AM     
 
 
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