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03/30/2007 01:43 PM ID: 61406 Permalink   

Man Pleads for His Penis Back, Wife Throws it to the Dog Next Door

 

Yao Fengfang from China has received a 3-year suspended sentence for severing her husband's penis because she suspected he was cheating. Her husband, Li Gengbao, requested clemency so she could care for him "for the rest of his life."

"My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with her to give me back the cut penis, she threw it out of the window," Li said.

Li was able to drive himself to a hospital which immediately dispatched staff to find the man's missing member. Unfortunately for Li a dog belonging to a neighbour found and consumed the penis before staff could retrieve it.

 
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  17 Comments
  
  0wnt...  
 
*nt*
 
  by: bkraul   03/30/2007 03:29 PM     
  HAHAHA!  
 
F*CKIN PWNED!!
 
  by: chrisharbin   03/30/2007 04:24 PM     
  very odd...  
 
and very disturbing...sheesh
 
  by: Jon_Hall     03/30/2007 04:52 PM     
  wtf  
 
what a sick dog man, what kind of dog could it be, i know my dogs with stay away from such things. They eat dog food.
 
  by: unitybeing   03/30/2007 05:40 PM     
  large?  
 
how large??

no more doggy style for him.
 
  by: talk2me   03/30/2007 08:47 PM     
  Penis Insurance?  
 
Anybody know where I can buy some penis insurance! These brutal penis attacks R becoming way 2 frequent. <deleted>
 
  by: techrat999     03/31/2007 03:00 PM     
  Been here done that  
 
A similar story comes up like every other month
 
  by: ToofDogger     04/01/2007 08:18 AM     
  @toof  
 
yes it does happen a lot, but don't lose your head over it.
 
  by: ManilaRyce     04/01/2007 09:51 AM     
  how did they know the dog ate it?  
 
was it like hanging out of the dogs ass or did they find it in a pile of crap?
 
  by: STONE KILEY   04/01/2007 10:31 AM     
  Erased?  
 
Why was my post erased? If a minority tries to defend a topic, it gets erased. White person makes a racial stereotype, it gets applauded and kept up.
 
  by: kevinp   04/01/2007 11:31 AM     
  deleted comment replacement  
 
Ok then if I can't say that then how about this: sometimes human beings that don't happen 2 have a penis can B Real MEAN!
 
  by: techrat999     04/01/2007 04:02 PM     
  LOL!  
 
I didn't know that John Bobbit was chinese!
 
  by: cavador   04/01/2007 04:03 PM     
  @cavador  
 
The reason John Bobbitt lost his case is because his "evidence" wouldn't stand up in court.
 
  by: White Albino   04/01/2007 10:36 PM     
  link sausage...  
 
One nice thing about man's best friend : size simply doesn't matter to them. It is true that dogs are partial to link sausage but singles are hunky-dory with these creatures. That's why people like them so well.
 
  by: Rip Snorter   04/02/2007 02:27 AM     
  ouch!  
 
just.... Ouch...
 
  by: andyvan444   04/02/2007 03:36 PM     
  Am I  
 
the only one who find it f**ked up that the women only got 3 years? How did she get away with that.
 
  by: Dimeron   04/02/2007 07:11 PM     
  lmao  
 
"My wife was holding a large part of my penis"

Does this insinuate that he has large parts and small parts,

or is this a man bragging?

Either way i'm chuckling...
 
  by: dook   04/06/2007 06:15 AM     
 
 
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