Naked Porn-Surfing Burglar is an Army Recruiter

If he left his clothes at a near by bar, how could he enter the stranger's home and then strip??

Glad you asked!

Well you see, it seems Mahaffey first entered the home and then stepped through a black vortex falling through the time-space continuum thus flying through the dimensions and eventually twisting his way through the 4th dimension and teleporting to the bar whilest engaging in a bar fight and simultaneously removing his clothes.

After losing the fight, he stepped back through the continuum from which he came and entered the home were he had began with clothes, but yet because of a rift within the vortex he was somehow been able to remove his clothes once again, inevitably to relieve his new self-awareness concerning his failure at life. Yes Mahaffey, thank you for aiding and abeting the social reproduction of unintelligible ontological relations reentrenching the patriachal globablization inherent apon the pornographic/breaking-and-entering shadow that plagues our masses.

I hope that cleared things up.

You just hit the nail directly on the head

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he was stripped naked... not he did strip naked. That's what the oxford comma was for.

The news story says he was charged for burglary but it doesn't say he stole anything. Breaking and entering is part of it, but it has to be couple with the intent to steal or to commit larceny or a felony. Any input?

looks like the fact that he had four porn site minimized is more important than the whole burglary.

Weird people:-).

I wonder what his work computer is filled with?

As for the clothes, it's just backwards:

"....charged with stripping naked, entering a home...."

It doesn't say or imply that he stripped *in* the home, but that he stripped (referring to the bar) and *then* entered the home.

but I suppose you could say that because he broke into someones home and used their computer to look up porn on the INTERNET... very loosely you could say that he was STEALING internet access. What I find more disconcerting is the need to mention that he was an army recruiter, as though it has any pertinence. A freak is a freak.. no matter the dayjob he performs is.

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just shows that those in the military are losing their grip on reality!

I would like to know how people like you all who are sitting in your little world and probably never leave the house. What authority do you have to comment on something like this when most of you don't even know the facts? My suggestion to most of you is to get the facts everything you read on the internet is not fact. For the most part I don't do things like this. But I just had to, most of you seem like you are stupid and never see the sunshine anyway.

You people are unbelievable. Have you not learned that you can't believe everything you read? you need to get the facts straight before you talk smack about someone. You were NOT there, you do NOT know the facts..so SHUT UP!!