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06/28/2007 10:35 AM ID: 63293 Permalink   

Man Replaces Wife's Name on Gravestone With Picture of a Cow


Serbia: 58-year-old Zivomir Nesic, a farmer from Markovac, has had his wife's name removed from their pre-ordered gravestone and replaced with a picture of a favourite bovine of his.

The change came after a massive fight with his spouse. "I always said my wife was a cow so, if I'm going to have a cow on my grave, I would rather it was one I actually liked," said Nesic.

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  by: Svengali   06/28/2007 02:09 PM     
  by: Jediman3     06/28/2007 02:52 PM     
  by: ablindmansees     06/28/2007 03:00 PM     
  Wender J. Crinklebank Says:  
<b>Srbija Stonecutters & Masonry, Inc.
12 ???????? Prospekt
Srbija, South Banat District, Vojvodina Province, Serbia</b>


Dear Madame,

Enclosed please find with our kind regards your receipt for payment in full on the monument you recently ordered for your husband's gravesite, as well as several photographs of the finished product.

You will forgive us, please, if the design is not exactly to your specifications: we have never been asked to carve a 10-meter douche bag and so had no plans from which to draw our final motif. We feel, however, that we were able to capture the Essence of Douche, so to speak, and that the applicator head is a fair likeness of your spouse.

We were concerned, however, that your specifications noted the specific date -- 12 July, some two weeks hence -- of your husband's demise, and have so contacted the Srbija authorities accordingly. We were distressed, too, that Mr. Nesic will apparently die from "complications due to freak stampede" and that his remains are not to be interred until such time as they have passed through the digestive system of "Sasha the cow."

Regardless, we hope the grave marker meets your burial needs, and please think of Srbija Stonecutters & Masonry, Inc., for your future stonecrafting needs.


Pilbo Srigkindkg
Srbija Stonecutters & Masonry, Inc
  by: Wender J Crinklebank   06/28/2007 07:00 PM     
  by: ablindmansees     06/28/2007 07:10 PM     
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