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07/20/2007 01:11 AM ID: 63714 Permalink   

Kenyans Angry About Donkey Nappy Law


A council order that all donkeys in the town of Limuru (Kenya) should wear nappies to help keep the town clean has been delayed after locals reacted negatively to the new law.

The law was supposed to take effect on the 16th of July, however, it has been halted. Donkeys are used for personal and business transport by many locals but government officials are worried about the cleanliness of the streets.

While some local donkey owners accepted the bill, many complained that the council needs employ more street sweepers and make use of the tax paid by the locals or teach the locals how to tie nappies on donkeys without getting fatally kicked.

    WebReporter: DarkAngelJG Show Calling Card      
ASSESS this news: BLOCK this news. Reason:
They want donkeys to wear dirty people nobody wants to f*ck?
  by: QuestioningAnswers   07/20/2007 01:27 AM     
  Brilliant idea  
right up until they get to: "Now where do we put the used dirty donkey diapers?" I imagine that to be quite the fragrant aroma, walking down the street in the African heat, smelling processed donkey feed.

sorry bout the rhyming just started writing and it came out on accident.
  by: rislone   07/20/2007 02:03 AM     
Thank for that golden nugget of info ; ]

Just imagining Donkeys in nappies made me laugh out loud.
  by: Zmethod     07/20/2007 06:33 AM     
  They have a fair complaint I think  
"teach the locals how to tie nappies on donkeys without getting fatally kicked."

You know, I'd want to know that too, if I owned a donkey, and had to put a nappy on it.
  by: Gogevandire   07/20/2007 09:53 AM     
  Evidently, none of the posters  
have witnessed a --donkey basketball game, being held on a basket ball court in an indoor gymnassium. I have, and it is hilarious.
  by: old man   07/20/2007 10:04 AM     
  @ zmethod  
yea, that's why i posted it!
what made me laugh was the bit goge mentioned, imagine a guy trying to put a nappy on a donkey without getting kicked!
  by: DarkAngelJG     07/20/2007 11:49 AM     
  by: jeniq     07/20/2007 01:56 PM     
  Is this a hoax?  
  by: caution2     07/20/2007 11:43 PM     
Nappies are something different where I come from. We call them diapers, and that's what they should be called. All other names for diaper are insignificant.
  by: QuestioningAnswers   07/21/2007 10:36 PM     
  and wrong  
  by: QuestioningAnswers   07/21/2007 10:38 PM     
According to who!? You!
  by: Zmethod     07/23/2007 12:57 AM     
Yep, and don’t forget that my opinion is supreme…and always synonymous with truth. :P
  by: QuestioningAnswers   07/24/2007 07:44 AM     
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