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08/10/2007 10:24 PM ID: 64171 Permalink   

Man Tapes Himself Molesting Street Signs - 2 Years of Video Footage Found

 

60-year-old Sioux Falls, South Dakota resident Verle Peter Dills has been held on $10,000 bond and charged with burglary, indecent exposure and unlawful occupancy. He was arrested after being chased out of a neighbor's yard with his video camera.

The neighbor found Dills returning for a second time with his video recording equipment after chasing him off once already. The footage recovered shows him masturbating and engaging in sex acts with traffic signs - two years worth in all.

The independent contractor rented a basement from Doris Thyberg for 12 years. "Everybody kind of liked him, and he helped me with so many things. I really trusted the man," she said. His lawyer said he was a good person, even doing work on his cabin.

 
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  16 Comments
  
  What kind of fetish would that be?  
 
...
 
  by: bala_mt   08/10/2007 10:51 PM     
  LOL  
 
Wtf is this? Is he So socially impaired that instead of trying to get laid he gets off on making sweet love to the stop sign?
 
  by: pineal420   08/10/2007 11:04 PM     
  well at least  
 
It's not as bad as anally raping a dog.
 
  by: John E Angel     08/10/2007 11:42 PM     
  Two comments  
 
1) HOW
and
2) OUCH
 
  by: FTFFTW   08/11/2007 12:35 AM     
  You sure got a Purty Sign there, fella.  
 
I don't know about you guys but the way Street Signs dress these days...WoW.

I'm hooking up with a stop sign AND a no parking sign tonight for some hot threeway action.
 
  by: splithoriz0n   08/11/2007 06:53 AM     
  sorry but  
 
how can you loest a traffic sign (object)?
and since when do we "stop trusting" or linking people who masturbate?
ok, i am not saying what he did publicly is ok but the fact he masturbates and uses "sex toys" or signs is just his personal life and no body else's business unless it's his partner.
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     08/11/2007 01:26 PM     
  @ DA  
 
"....is just his personal life and no body else's business...."

Until he took his ways into the public, then it does become everyone's business.

Had he even stolen the signs, taken them home and THEN did his deed, it would still be public business, as he is using public property.
 
  by: Discarded Vet   08/11/2007 08:07 PM     
  @DV  
 
he would have been charged with kidnapping then!
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     08/11/2007 08:37 PM     
  @ DA  
 
LMDAO !!!

I most certainly was not expecting that !!! lolol
 
  by: Discarded Vet   08/11/2007 08:51 PM     
  Get out of here  
 
This has to be a joke!

lmao,hahahaha.
 
  by: captainJane     08/12/2007 07:43 PM     
  Burglary, Indecent Exposure and Unlawful Occupancy  
 
But isn't it also rape if the sign said Stop?

awwwww... i couldn't resist.
 
  by: topical_at_hand     08/13/2007 08:57 PM     
  You know...  
 
You might should try this instead of just sign-bashing.
 
  by: chadatcondonethis   08/13/2007 09:21 PM     
  Did he belong to  
 
NAMSSLA? (North American Man Street Sign Love Association)
 
  by: Lurker     08/13/2007 09:34 PM     
  @topical_at_hand  
 
LMAO
*sigh*that was definitely a laugh I needed today :)
 
  by: ukitty24   08/14/2007 10:01 PM     
  one second  
 
if the sign said dtop does that make it rape?
sorry couldn't resist
 
  by: ganjaman22     08/14/2007 10:21 PM     
  Street sign innuendo  
 
My brother used to have a sign in his room he found on the side of the road, probably left behind by a construction crew...

Pass With Care
 
  by: caution2     08/15/2007 07:52 AM     
 
 
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