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08/15/2007 05:10 AM ID: 64277 Permalink   

Sisters Play Hide the Sausage with Same Weiner for 54 Years


The story began 54 years ago when Flora Zimbelman placed an uncooked weiner in her sister Rose's suitcase as a practical joke. When her sister arrived in Idaho, she discovered the prank. Thus the 54-year-old game of "Hide the Sausage" was born.

Rose mailed the weiner back to her sister, telling her to keep it. The hyjinks continued for years to come, as the sisters would find devious ways of pawning off the weiner on each other. It showed up under pillows, behind curtains and other places.

Earlier this year, Rose succumbed to cancer, thus the game came to an end after 54 years of pranking each other. Flora still has the disgusting looking piece of meat. Although she misses her sister dearly, she'll gladly show it to you if asked.

    WebReporter: Nooze Worthy Show Calling Card      
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  C'mon kids. Was that a great title or what?  
  by: Nooze Worthy     08/15/2007 05:12 AM     
I thought you were talking about sex. I'm going to give you a bad rating.
  by: jendres     08/15/2007 05:30 AM     
  Rancid meat  
You should take a look at the photos on the source page.
  by: Nooze Worthy     08/15/2007 05:51 AM     
"I don’t know what made me do it. The devil I guess," she said.

Yeah, and you saying this silly comment made me respond to it. I mean, you're the one that is controlling my fingers, you're the one who's making me type this. Or maybe it's the devil, but it's definitely not me.
  by: QuestioningAnswers   08/15/2007 06:02 AM     
  Did ya ever notice..  
that if the title implies anything remotely sexual at all the hits just start rolling in?
  by: Nooze Worthy     08/15/2007 06:20 AM     
  I was very worried  
by this story before I read it
  by: Gogevandire   08/15/2007 09:07 AM     
  Just pleased  
You did not take the p=ss out of the story because that was a cute story,wipes away a tear.

  by: captainJane     08/15/2007 10:14 AM     
  If my wiener looked that bad....  
I would hide it too!
  by: cavador   08/15/2007 10:15 AM     
That's horrible! It's nice that they kept their game up for so long, it's pretty sweet, but that sausage is rancid! It looks more like a dog turd!
  by: TabbyCool     08/15/2007 11:32 AM     
  @cavador Show me your weiner!  
I just bought a 1953 ¾ T GMC step side pickup. I named it “Big Ol’ Richard” just so I could be like you guys. When I get home from a hard days work I can spend the rest of the evening playing with my Big Dick.
  by: Valkyrie123     08/15/2007 02:51 PM     
I loved the title and the story was cute too...reminded me of an email I got a couple weeks ago...same sort of thing only it was a mom and a daughter who kept swapping an old yellow shirt back and forth...

Good story's refreshing to read something that doesn't have to do w/ the war, murder, child abuse, etc etc etc every once in a while...some thing that makes you grin :)
  by: ukitty24   08/15/2007 05:15 PM     
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