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08/20/2007 02:03 PM ID: 64392 Permalink   

Man Accidentally Glues Penis to Vacuum Cleaner


Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf who works in a show called Circus Of Horrors was horrified when he accidentally glued himself to a vacuum cleaner. The mistake happened after he misread instructions on the packet of superglue.

Captain Dan pulls the vacuum cleaner across the stage using his penis but an attachment came loose on the vacuum and he had to glue it back on. The accident happened when he waited only 20 seconds for it to dry and not the 20 minutes needed.

Hospital staff managed to remove the attachment after an hour but Dan said "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life...wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up."

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  by: JulesLady     08/20/2007 03:01 PM     
When you pull a vacuum cleaner across the stage with you wee wee for a living, how exactly is this, "The most embarrassing moment" of your life?
  by: seniorgato     08/20/2007 03:52 PM     
that was classic
  by: GogeVandire   08/20/2007 03:53 PM     
This guy performs live on stage in front of an audience pulling a vacuum across the stage with his Richard and he was embarrassed by something…anything….
  by: Valkyrie123     08/20/2007 04:03 PM     
LOL, thats exactly what I was thinking!

Also, how do you accidentally glue your penis to anything?
  by: Jediman3     08/20/2007 04:09 PM     
  This reminds me of the commercial  
Female's voice: "Hoover,... no one does it like you."
  by: LuxFestinus     08/20/2007 04:37 PM     
hopefully he wont reproduce now
  by: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   08/20/2007 04:58 PM     
  Super Glue vs. Lube  
Damn, I hate it when I get those mixed up!
  by: Zpravodajec     08/20/2007 07:12 PM     
  @ Seniorgato  
LMAO!!! That was perfect.
  by: Doomster99   08/20/2007 10:06 PM     
  Oh come on..  
Like this has never happened to you guys as well one time or another?... Anyone?
  by: RoBBoB     08/20/2007 10:36 PM     
  This reminds me  
Of the guy that stuck his wee wee inside a vacuum hose unaware of the invisible fan thats in some of them...It's common sense really if it doesn't say "pull this item across the stage with your dingy" then its probably not made to do that and therefore unsafe to do so.
  by: Maddhatter   08/21/2007 03:32 AM     
i hope youre not giving him credit for that american pie scene
  by: maccheese   08/21/2007 04:25 AM     
  Hoover!? Damn!  
  by: Zmethod     08/21/2007 07:03 AM     
  wee willy  
willy wonka wee
  by: herolung   08/21/2007 07:31 AM     
  @ Maccheese  
I don't remember a scene like that in the movie?
  by: Doomster99   08/21/2007 12:59 PM     
You took the words right out of my mouth!
  by: FunnyGirl   08/21/2007 01:33 PM     
any resemblance to American Pie is purely cooincidental. I've never seen it. One day it'll be on Comedy Central, then I'll watch it.
  by: seniorgato     08/21/2007 06:16 PM     
  It was  
  by: Gogevandire   08/21/2007 06:22 PM     
  Here we go...  
Juleslady, you left that pic open for underhanded people to 'chop on!
  by: serr8d   08/22/2007 04:39 AM     
  Thanks Val  
I am new to this forum. But when I read Valkyrie123's comment, I was hysterical laughing and just had to join! You are really sharp for someone
  by: VickieLeeNYC   08/28/2007 02:16 AM     
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