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08/26/2007 02:44 AM ID: 64492 Permalink   

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

 

Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Manfred, 26, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Manfred, from Germany, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

 
  Source: www.metro.co.uk  
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  48 Comments
  
  If the guy in the source photo is Manfred  
 
I seriously don't mind the size and would be happy to prove to him that size doesn't matter!
 
 by: DarkAngelJG     08/26/2007 03:26 AM     
  @ DA  
 
That's it, you've crossed the line this time, flaunting your desires around like that ........

Go to your room young lady ..... ALONE !!!!!!!

lolol

On the story side ...... he surely lost her now !!! What does Red Forman call this kind of person? Oh yeah, Dumbass !!
 
 by: Discarded Vet   08/26/2007 03:41 AM     
  ouch...  
 
damn and i thought i used to confidence problems in that area... i never considered myself big, but then again i used to think average was about 8" rather than 5.5"-6"... now i don't feel bad about my size at all... though if you think a pornstar is average you'll always feel inadequete.

and besides ultimately it doesn't matter that much, its more how you use what you got... no need to add plastic, that goes for you women out there too.

also being big can cause pain, which may not be that uncomfortable at the time but can be after the fact.. especially for those that like sex rough.
 
 by: havoc666     08/26/2007 03:42 AM     
  Hmm..  
 
Source says he was charged (though nothing about what the charge is), I wonder what the guys in prison will think about the size of his tool. :)
 
 by: fballer23   08/26/2007 03:47 AM     
  wtf mate?  
 
not to sound chauvinistic, but the major reason for a man that age to even have a girlfriend is so he can have sex with her. if he just wants companionship he should get a dog. the fool doesn't deserve her. i hope she's happy with his brother now.
 
 by: ManilaRyce     08/26/2007 03:48 AM     
  Ya Know, I Gotta Wonder  
 
Did she REALLY not know it was bro?

I mean, c'mon, for 2 months?
 
 by: Discarded Vet   08/26/2007 04:00 AM     
  How small is this guy!?  
 
Must be like 6 inches or something.
 
 by: Zmethod     08/26/2007 04:52 AM     
  Rape  
 
Is this not technically rape? The poor girl has been tricked into having sex with someone she didn't want to. I think this guy deserves some serious counselling (Not prison because this was done out of foolishness and nothing else).

But I truly feel for this girl.
 
 by: Anglo_Englishman   08/26/2007 08:26 AM     
  Life imitates Phil Hendrie  
 
nt
 
 by: shoezacks   08/26/2007 09:37 AM     
  @Zmethod  
 
6? I doubt anyone's that small. This guy's tiny tool is probably in the 6.5 to 7 range. I'd be embarrassed, too.
 
 by: erasedgod   08/26/2007 10:00 AM     
  6.5-7 inches?  
 
i can't even imagine such a small penis. you guys are talking about girth right?
 
 by: ManilaRyce     08/26/2007 10:10 AM     
  @everyone  
 
I don't know about the USA but I am pretty sure the average length in Europe is around 5.5-6" (Not going to risk the sack by Googling that at work!).

I have seen p0rn stars with less than 8"!
 
 by: Anglo_Englishman   08/26/2007 01:43 PM     
  @ anglo  
 
that's what i was thinking; i thought maybe they confused inches with cm but now i can see they were serious.

@ Dv: come on, i can't leave manfred alone with that sad face, it's just not right!
 
 by: DarkAngelJG     08/26/2007 01:47 PM     
  Good grief!  
 
Why all the interest in this topic!?
 
 by: theironboard     08/26/2007 02:02 PM     
  @theironboard  
 
Because everyone has an opinion on the size of penis' and breasts :)
 
 by: Anglo_Englishman   08/26/2007 02:09 PM     
  I thought the 4.5-6'' range  
 
was average?

Seriously, why is 8'' necessary? That size would just make most people gag.
 
 by: Jediman3     08/26/2007 07:09 PM     
  @jediman  
 
your correct about the average size of the penis as i mentioned in my first post.

"While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size. Most of these studies were performed on subjects of primarily European descent; worldwide averages may vary."

from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/
geographically the smallest average penis size is 3.7" (still more than double an adult gorilla's and about 30% larger than a chimpanzee's). and the largest average size is 6.2".
 
 by: havoc666     08/26/2007 07:33 PM     
  So ladies  
 
If you have a choice of just one of the following, which would you prefer:

1)A man with an 8 inch dick
or
2)A man with a 4.5 inch dick who can use it
?
 
 by: Jediman3     08/26/2007 08:59 PM     
  @jediman  
 
i think that more depends on the individual women. vaginal depth and width is like penis length and girth its completely variable i think average depth is somewhere around 5"-7".
 
 by: havoc666     08/26/2007 09:12 PM     
  don't worry fellas  
 
we were joking, or at least i was. the most sensitive area is the clit. as long as you can work that you'll be fine. the only reason you should be worried is if you have a micropenis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/
 
 by: ManilaRyce     08/26/2007 09:38 PM     
  Question to Ladies part 2  
 
Since someone posted this question above, they missed out an alternative:

So ladies
If you have a choice of just one of the following, which would you prefer:


1)A man with a 4.5 inch dick who can use it

2/A man with an 8 inch dick that can use it.

LOL. And there you have it.
 
 by: VSwift   08/26/2007 10:00 PM     
  you forgot two  
 
3) a man with a big fat wallet

4) a woman with a tongue who can use it
 
 by: ManilaRyce     08/26/2007 10:03 PM     
  Yay...  
 
These are usually the threads were the immature insecure internet guys feel obligated to talk about their own penis's. Cudos on that fellas.
 
 by: kuhl   08/27/2007 12:33 AM     
  These posts remind me of inspector gadget  
 
Go Go Gadget ... Epeen!
*Mechanical whirring noise
 
 by: LuxFestinus     08/27/2007 01:05 AM     
  lie  
 
Am I the only one that thinks this guy and his brother are liars? My guess is they both had sex with her and she happened to catch them when the brother was in there, they were just using her and he was acting like she was his girlfriend so they could get there weirdo jollys. This penis crap is just a story for the girl and the cops to try and get out of looking like the sh!tbags that they are and they're likely hoping they'll get into less trouble IMO.
 
 by: ploss     08/27/2007 04:14 AM     
  @kuhl  
 
It's actually a thread where perfectly secure guys are joking around until someone who is insecure takes it too seriously.
 
 by: erasedgod   08/27/2007 06:54 AM     
  Thank-you GOD  
 
err erasedgod lol
 
 by: Zmethod     08/27/2007 07:08 AM     
  @ploss  
 
agreed, looks like they pulled it off.

P.S. one more survey for girls here
which is more important length or girth?
 
 by: reverend j roach     08/27/2007 07:39 AM     
  Wand  
 
1st rule of love making - Its not the size of the wand but the magic within. And for the record my wand will beat Harry Potter in a magical throwdown any day of the week (LOL)
 
 by: ofd72   08/27/2007 12:22 PM     
  @Jedi  
 
To answer your questions:

"If you have a choice of just one of the following, which would you prefer:

1)A man with an 8 inch dick
or
2)A man with a 4.5 inch dick who can use it"

While knowing how to use it is definitely important, I'd still take the 8incher. I can teach a man how to use it, can't make a man grow beyond what's given.

Besides, that's why women are liberated... so we can be on top. In that case, doesn't matter if he's the worst in bed ever, because I'm in charge.
 
 by: ABlindManSees     08/27/2007 01:44 PM     
  Rape  
 
A general definition of rape or sexual assault involves forced or nonconsensual sexual acts.
I think is absolutely horrible that they tricked this girl into having sex with the brother. They both deserve jail time.
 
 by: serina205   08/27/2007 04:19 PM     
  5.5-6 = average?  
 
Thats sad. I agree bilndman! Whoever came up w/ that "its not the size but how you use it" must have been a 5.5-6 incher or less!
 
 by: h0tdamn365   08/27/2007 10:31 PM     
  manila, great suggestions!  
 
;)
to be honest (personal opinion) if i plan to date someone, the last thing i would see in them is their penis.
if i go that far (liked him, personality, wit, charm, smartness-way of thinking etc...)oh, and money is not a factor either, it can easily be made or easily lost-so not a permenant or long term quality.
I know this can have big chances of dissapointment, but the worst thing is to end up with a good actor who turns out an a** hole! you are better off using a vibrator in that case, at least it won't disappoint you!
I just don't think i can be intimate with anyone i am not fully attracted to.
 
 by: DarkAngelJG     08/27/2007 10:43 PM     
  What's the point?  
 
I agree with Manila, why the hell would the guy go out with her and let his brother sleep with her in his place? Surely he wanted to have sex with her? One thing I would disagree with though... I wouldn't want this man to get a dog for companionship, I mean he might not be so embarrassed about his dog seing his penis...

As a side note, the picture in the original article was used in a Metro article last week. It was the article about the 18-year-old couple who fled naked from the house after they set the curtains on fire in the bedroom!

 
 by: TabbyCool     08/28/2007 11:25 AM     
  @tabby  
 
so that's not manfred?
Death to Manfred, bon fire, hang him-life imprisonment!
*holds broken heart and takes in a deep breath*
That it's not manfred, size DOES matter and he should be charged for rape!

/ sarcasm
 
 by: DarkAngelJG     08/28/2007 12:45 PM     
  y'know  
 
i'm not sure why the police got into this. i understand why the poor girl would be upset about having sex with someone who wasn't actually her boyfriend, but if that happened to me, my first instinct would not be "call the police! i've been duped! my lover is not who i supposed!"

 
 by: midgica   08/28/2007 07:49 PM     
  question  
 
Why is this news staying on top of the list? It's old!
 
 by: tonyspaghetti   08/29/2007 02:37 AM     
  @tonyspaghetti  
 
Maybe because it has over 114 thousand views with over 37 comments.
 
 by: LuxFestinus     08/29/2007 03:11 AM     
  @midgica  
 
I agree. I would be very upset but would be way to embarrassed about admitting that I have been having sex with the wrong person for a couple of months. I may break his car window but probably wouldn’t call the police. Although now that the police know I do think they should both be charged with rape. Oh and as punishment and an added bonus to us I think pictures of his penis should be taken and posted on the Internet. I really want to see how small it is :D
 
 by: serina205   08/29/2007 03:26 PM     
  @tonyspaghetti  
 
Change the sort method from "Popular News" to "Latest News."
 
 by: caution2  SuperVisor   08/30/2007 12:33 AM     
  Incase you were wondering  
 
"While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size. Most of these studies were performed on subjects of primarily European descent; worldwide averages may vary."

4.85inch circumferance works out about 0.68 diameter.

I nearly cried before working that out.
 
 by: Feanor   08/31/2007 05:20 PM     
  Never mind  
 
my maths abandoned me, circumference is pi*d not pi*r*r

1.2 diameter
 
 by: Feanor   08/31/2007 05:23 PM     
  First  
 
On the psychological side of it I sympathize with Manfred *prior* to him assisting his brother rape his girlfriend. For some reason men tend to look at their penis sizes as their confidence size. The constant questions "Will it be enough for her?" "Will she hate it?" "Can I satisfy her?" Questions like these can boggle a man's brain because a true male lover doesn't wish to get his own jollies off. He wants to please her. If a man can't please his woman he feels inadequate. Many men have gone into depression over this. This is why it is important for you ladies to tell your man you love him no matter what. This is where you step in and support him. Let him know there are other ways to please you other than intercourse. For instance, massages. His penis may be "small" but his hands are normal size right? Or tell him you wouldn't mind a breakfast in bed. A bunch of fresh flowers when you come home from work. Making love is just one factor in being intimate with the one you love. And here it is...my point...sex is not everything in a relationship. Find alterative routes. Committing rape, however pure his intensions might have been, is still a crime and should be punished should she decide to press charges.
 
 by: Jon_Hall     09/02/2007 05:47 AM     
  Hi  
 
Thx angel, your comment was a abreather 4 me
 
 by: dhunter00007   09/04/2007 11:10 PM     
  @midgica  
 
you said, "but if that happened to me, my first instinct would not be "call the police! i've been duped! my lover is not who i supposed!"" ....

what would your first instinct be ...?
 
 by: misterfun   09/14/2007 10:57 PM     
  @misterfun  
 
lol, good question. y'know, i really don't know. i'd probably break up with him (and his brother!). but then if he didn't leave me alone i would probably go to the police and file a restraining order or something.

i don't know. it's kind of hard to put myself in that situation lol. what would *your* reaction be? :P
 
 by: midgica   09/15/2007 05:24 AM     
  Too Big  
 
Should have had an Englishman do it.
 
 by: vampares   10/08/2007 07:50 AM     
  @vampares  
 
Wow! this story was dead and buried or it was until you dug it up, nice work sport
 
 by: Zmethod     10/08/2007 08:25 AM     
 
 
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