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11/07/2007 12:12 AM ID: 66276 Permalink   

Cow Falls Out of Sky Onto Minivan Driving By
 

Washington: A 600-pound cow landed on top of Linda and Charles Everson's minivan hood near Manson as they returned to their hotel room Sunday. The cow, which had to be euthanized, went over the edge of a 200-foot cliff, heavily damaging the vehicle.

According to Arnold Baker, a Chelan County fire chief, the couple escaped with their lives by only inches. The Westland, Michigan, couple were celebrating one year of marriage by visiting the area.

To play it safe, they visited Lake Chelan Community Hospital to be checked out. Charles, 49, only realized later what happened, having never seen the falling cow. All he said he could say at the time was "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."

 		 
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I guess he made it over the moon?
 		 
  by: elderban99     11/07/2007 12:31 AM     
  The Scene:  
 
Lina and Charles are driving in their minivan near the 'Starlight Fox Motel'.

Linda: What's that, honey?

Cow: Mooo! F***!

Charles: COW!

Crash. Fire. Hamburgers. Fade Out. Credits.
 		 
  by: theironboard     11/07/2007 12:34 AM     
  Yeah, but  
 
How did it taste? And did the insurance pay out?
 		 
  by: CrisW   11/07/2007 01:12 AM     
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Exactly what I was thinking. How would that conversation go.

Guy: Yes, I would like to make a claim, a cow fell on my car.

Insurance: And did the cow have liability or full coverage?

 		 
  by: Rislone   11/07/2007 01:35 AM     
  As Robin said to batman.  
 
Holy cow.
 		 
  by: captainJane     11/07/2007 02:21 AM     
  I've heard of...  
 
...insurance paying out for fish falling on cars.
But thats was only from a misprint stating inclusion of 'acts of cod'

Dumm tshhhh
 		 
  by: ozric   11/07/2007 03:11 PM     
  A bunch of comedians!  
 
I'm holding onto my sides!
 		 
  by: reehaw     11/07/2007 07:50 PM     
  lol  
 
lol yeah gud luck in getting insurance, blame the cow for falling 200 ft through the air? lol
 		 
  by: haydz19   11/08/2007 03:30 AM     
  There was one better.  
 
Japanese family doing boating on the ocean which saw a cow landing in their boat.

As luck wanted, a plane was flying over and the cow was being overly noisy, so one of the worker in the plane decided to dump it.
 		 
  by: RV3   11/08/2007 03:32 PM     
  I'm telling you officer the silly cow...  
 
committed suicide
 		 
  by: Zmethod     11/09/2007 06:17 AM     
  I've heard of raining cats and dogs...  
 
but cows? Not exactly a pig, but what about when cows fly...? I mean I've seen cows on television play basketball on the Chick fa lay(sp?) commercials. But seriously, see what happens when the herder lets one in the flock wander. I bet as the cow was falling she was thinking "holy sh-t! What have I done?" But it was too late.
 		 
  by: Jon_Hall     11/09/2007 05:26 PM     
  Whoa,  
 
I would have paid money to see that.
 		 
  by: Harris1138   11/10/2007 04:49 AM     
  This whole sad tragedy could have been avoided  
 
For only $6,800 and a trip to Switzerland, this cow could have enjoyed an assisted suicide instead of having to throw herself from the cliff.
 		 
  by: smarta$$     11/10/2007 11:30 PM     
 
 
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