The Rhinoceros is back, after a 14-year absence from Canadian politics, and this time, they are promising weekly orgasms, marijuana in every pot, making Spanish Canada's official language, and forcing current Prime Minister Stephen Harper to diet.
The neorhinos describe themselves as Marxist-Lennonists, basing their platforms upon the philosophies of Groucho Marx & John Lennon. The party was founded on the principle that people have become too disenfranchised with politics.
Almost 40% of Canadians do not vote. The Neorhinos hope that everyone who does not vote, voted for them, they would have a chance at winning a majority government. In 1980, the Rhinos captured just over 1% of the popular vote.