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Stoned Teen Breaks into Bank, Takes Nothing but Leaves Nasty Deposit

 

A teenager is in police custody at Wayne County Juvenile Detention Facility after breaking into Monroe Bank & Trust in Wyandotte and causing thousands of dollars in damage.

The 16-year-old smashed the ATM prior to breaking into the bank. He unsuccessfully tried to get into night security boxes before climbing to the second floor, stripping off, and defecating onto the lobby floor below.

According to police the youth told them that he had taken Xanax and was bored. A drug test also revealed marijuana in his system. He is due in court on December 6.

 
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  22 Comments
  
  Surely  
 
not a very secure bank if some stoned kid can get in?
 
  by: Maxx20     11/14/2007 11:01 AM     
  @Maxx  
 
Getting into the lobby is easy, just break the window, walk in, its getting to the money thats impossible
 
  by: AnsweringQuestions     11/14/2007 11:40 AM     
  Yeh  
 
I guess. I'm pretty sure UK banks have bullet-proof glass in the windows though, maybe not the same in the US.
 
  by: Maxx20     11/14/2007 01:59 PM     
  @ title  
 
A bit misleading to say he was stoned.

The article says that he tested positive for weed. As we all know, weed (THC) can be present in your system for weeks, depending on how sensitive the test is.

Im guessing the 4 Xanax that he took before the incident was the likely cause of the events that followed.
 
  by: banker   11/14/2007 04:16 PM     
  @banker  
 
The test didn't find the Xanax he claims to have taken though.
 
  by: JayWar   11/14/2007 06:57 PM     
  My mistake. ^^  
 
Summary might make you believe he never actually took Xanax
 
  by: JayWar   11/14/2007 06:58 PM     
  @banker  
 
You're exactly right, that is a bit of a leap. Having THC in your system does not equal stoned.
 
  by: caution2     11/14/2007 07:10 PM     
  :\  
 
This is the exact same misleading technique used to show that marijuana is found present in many car accidents. When in reality, it's just the byproduct they're detecting.
 
  by: emceay   11/14/2007 07:22 PM     
  UK banks have bulletproof glass?  
 
I thought that personal firearms were illegal in the UK?
 
  by: walter3ca   11/14/2007 10:07 PM     
  @Walter  
 
...if you're shooting out a bank window I don't think you care that the gun is illegal.
:)
 
  by: fballer23   11/14/2007 10:33 PM     
  @ ^  
 
Thus the reason that firearms shouldnt be illegal. When guns are illegal, the only people that have them are the ones who shoot out bank windows, not the honest citizens that want them for self defense.

....and let the gun debate begin...
 
  by: banker   11/14/2007 10:55 PM     
  @ probably  
 
Just took the xanax, had a few beers. Pot wouldn't make someone motivated enough to try and break into a bank. 30 days in your system. He was probably partying last week. I've seen people on Xanax, and for some, it makes you a bit crazy.
 
  by: meshuggahfan   11/14/2007 11:28 PM     
  stoned  
 
is not a term that refers only to being under the influence of marijuana.
 
  by: ixuzus     11/15/2007 12:35 AM     
  Ah..  
 
Never underestimate the ingenuity of idiots.....they think of the most obscure things, and they work because nobody would ever expect someone to try something that stupid.

oh, and the firearm thing, pistols are designed for a specific thing...being concealed to sneak up on an unsuspecting target and killing it, ban them.
 
  by: ludwitr   11/15/2007 01:16 AM     
  @emceay  
 
":\
This is the exact same misleading technique used to show that marijuana is found present in many car accidents. When in reality, it's just the byproduct they're detecting."

above and beyond that more than half of car accidents involving marijuana also involve drunk driving.
 
  by: havoc666     11/15/2007 01:39 AM     
  ugh  
 
"oh, and the firearm thing, pistols are designed for a specific thing...being concealed to sneak up on an unsuspecting target and killing it, ban them."

Yep because someone who is going to sneak up on someone and kill them would really give a damn if the weapon was illegal or not.
 
  by: erasedgod   11/15/2007 02:00 AM     
  Xanax  
 
Puts me to sleep. I have tried it before I am out like a light, best sleep I got in months that time I took it. It has different affects on different people. I know people that abuses it with beer. 2 bars puts me to sleep and I don't want to think what 4 bars would do to me. I have seen people that take it they say it doesn't do anything to them, then again I tell yes it does, you are acting normal now and I don't fear you anymore with your mood swings. There are different type of Xanax pills. Who know what he type he was using.


http://en.wikipedia.org/...
 
  by: thedrewman   11/15/2007 07:26 AM     
  @ludwitr  
 
That claim about pistols is a stretch, to say the least. Aside from the fact that the same statement could be made about virtually anything, including - but not limited to - scssors, paring knives, piano wire and the like.

The fact of the matter is that criminals will find a way to get weapons, be it guns or something else.

In most self-defense situations, long-barrel rifles are not the best choice. Shotguns fit the bill for home defense, but are not maneuverable at close range. Then there are the people, like yours truly, who carry a licensed pistol for very legitiate reasons of professional security.
 
  by: winterblade   11/15/2007 02:23 PM     
  leagl guns become illeagal guns easily  
 
none of you seems to understand that a leagal gun is a target for a criminal, and unregistered gun that police dont know exist is worth real money.

In Australia Police and armed guard have to use ceramic barreled guns(the inner barrel breaks if dropped or struck in anyway) because they were 'gold' targets for organised crime gangs just to get the guns.

Lets say I want to kill someone and i have a brain, do i use a weapon registered to me or do i steal one registered to someone else then use that leaving evidence that points somewhere else. even if they realise it is a stolen weapon they dont have any details on who currently holds it.

a unregistered hand gun is worth $4000-$10,000 dollars if you have a licence you can get the same gun for under $1000.

So you may think that having a gun make you safe when really it just makes you a target(no different than a nice Gold watch)and when it is stolen it arms criminals with untraceable weapons. It safer for you not to have it. the crim cant get one if there are no legal ones to steal.
 
  by: veya_victaous     11/16/2007 05:57 AM     
  @winterblade  
 
lol your funny,
Unless your in the states(were gun crime is crazy) Armed security only stops those with no intention of taking.

you dont draw your Gun on the pretty girl asking you the time, while her large male partner positons himself to take you down. Security is an Impossible job, espeacially in countries like UK and Austalia where even if you are armed security you have no right to shoot anybody for any reason. and if you do and they dont have a gun you will more than likly get charged with murder/assault depending on damage.
there was quote from an Austalian judge saying something like "you can't murder to protect your bosses profits"

and those other things you mentioned are not worth a fraction of the price nor can they deliver death at such a range(but in my opinion guns are not as powerful as people make them out to be, mind set makes someone more dangerous than their weapon)
 
  by: veya_victaous     11/16/2007 06:08 AM     
  @ludwitr  
 
That claim about pistols is a stretch, to say the least. Aside from the fact that the same statement could be made about virtually anything, including - but not limited to - scssors, paring knives, piano wire and the like.

The fact of the matter is that criminals will find a way to get weapons, be it guns or something else.

In most self-defense situations, long-barrel rifles are not the best choice. Shotguns fit the bill for home defense, but are not maneuverable at close range. Then there are the people, like yours truly, who carry a licensed pistol for very legitiate reasons of professional security.
 
  by: winterblade   11/16/2007 12:03 PM     
  Should have  
 
"defecated" in the drive through vacuum suction container thing (no idea what thats really called) while the bank was open, then drove away... *leaves for bank*
 
  by: Proper Talent   11/16/2007 12:26 PM     
 
 
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